Missing Wife
Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home.
Sergeant: What is her height?
Husband: Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
Sergeant: Weight?
Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant: Color of eyes?
Husband: Never noticed.
Sergeant: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown.
Sergeant: What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been a skirt or shorts. I don’t remember exactly.
Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?
Husband: She went in my truck.
Sergeant: What kind of truck was it?
Husband: Brand new 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with Eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special ordered with manual transmission. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed. Custom leather seats and “Bubba” floor mats. Trailer package with gold hitch. DVD with navigation, 21-channel CB radio, six cup holders, and four power outlets. Added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelin’s. Wife put a small scratch on the drivers door. At this point the husband started choking up.
Sergeant: Don’t worry buddy. We’ll find your truck.
Hat tip: Jerry T.
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🙂 He he.
Yep, that's about right. 🙂
LOL – we know what's important this guy.
Yes, and it isn't his wife. 🙂
LMAO and I am sure they will haha!
Have a losttastic day Sandee g-)
Yes, the cops will get right on this one. 🙂
I'm thinking she left in his truck with the intent of never returning as she yelled, "you'll notice me now!"
Well, could be, but he's not remembering much about her. 🙂
Too funny. Typical, the truck is always more important. Sandee, you and Zane and Little Bit have one fun day.
Yep, men and their toys. 🙂
LOL
Hello to Seymour Mike. 🙂
Thats a good one!
I thought so too. 🙂
Boy is THAT ever the truth!!!
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DakotasDen
Yes, it's the truth and then some. 🙂
He should have led with the truck. LOL
Now there's a thought. 🙂
If it was a Camero, now I would worry. LOL.
Have a beautiful Tuesday Sandee. I see that you have a birthday coming up. See ya.
Cruisin Paul
Yes you would. Yes, I'll be 64 shortly. 🙂
LOL! This is typical of many men. 🙂
It sure is Linda. Bless their hearts. They do love their toys. 🙂
Its the only way to get the husband's attention! Lol!
It appears so Nancy. 🙂
I think you have to wait over 24 hour for a missing person, but not a missing truck.
That's probably true Joe. 🙂
Some guys can be that way.
Yes, they can. Bless their hearts. 🙂
It's clear what happened. Lock the hubby up. Odds are he killed the wife and hid the body for putting a scratch on the truck.
Oh what a wicked mind you have this morning. Made me laugh out loud. 🙂
Oh my, so much truth in this! I think I agree with what Kismet said above 🙂
Just might be right. Kismet that is. 🙂
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
That's pretty much what I said when I read this too. 🙂
tee hee…..that's why she's missing!
Could be Kathe, could be. 🙂
Heeheehee! Bet they will find it, indeed!
Yep, that truck will be found. 🙂
good thing the wife has the truck, otherwise she would never be found.
You're probably right Ann. 🙂
Maybe she's out seeing what that truck can do in all kinds of terrain!
Hope you're having a great week Sandee! Smooches to Little Bit!
Could be, I just hope she doesn't put another scratch on that truck. 🙂
Damn a man's truck is his castle. Guess if you've got a good truck you don't need a split-tail!
Well, we know that truck is the only thing that's important to him. 🙂
Ouch for the wife…good thing she is in his truck! If I were in her shoes..I will not return the truck EVER! 😀
She may not Rocks, she may not. 🙂
Funny story! It may be true in some cases. Men are so knowledge in non living things rather than in things…
Very true for some men. Not all, but some. 🙂
Hahahahaaasa…
Good one and that's the reality.
Have a great day!
It is for him at any rate. 🙂
Lucky he even remembered he had a wife.
You've a point Binky. 🙂
Well. We see where wifey rates! Guys can be such a pain.
Big hugs, honey…
Some can, but not our guys. 🙂
Ahaha oh man. ;P
Yep, men can be most entertaining can't they. 🙂