The CEO
The guy says, “I’m waiting to get paid.”
The CEO says, “OK, how much do you get paid in a week?”
The guy says, “About $300.”
The CEO gives the guy $1200, and says, “Now go away and never come back!” The guy leaves.
The CEO says, “Will someone please tell me what the heck I just did!?”
An employee says, “You just tipped the pizza man $1200.”
Hat tip: Just Out
Image Credit: Simon Mainwaring
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Well I was impressed with the fact that he wanted to fire all the slackers but I think he should work on learning who his employees are first 🙂
Yep, he didn't that very poorly. 🙂
A very happy day for the pizza guy. Ha ha!
The pizza guy had the best day ever. 🙂
I guess it just never occurred to the CEO to ask, "Who are you and what do you do for this company?" Oh well, live and learn. Have a blessed day.
Simple isn't it. Very. 🙂
Why have I never had a run in like that? The pizza guy was probably doing a happy dance!
I would have been doing the happy dance for sure. 🙂
I bet that pizza man has a large smile on his face.
Enjoy the day Sandee & Zane. See ya.
Cruisin Paul
All the way to the bank Paul. 🙂
I wish I had all the tips I've ever given back! Wouldn't have to worry about money for a while!
I wish I had all the tips I've collected too. I'd have a lot of money. 🙂
I love it when new bosses come in and start exerting authority without knowing what they are doing. Great story
Yes, it doesn't take them long to figure out stuff. 🙂
silly CEO- made me laugh out loud! Thanks for the giggles!
Yep, he's not the brightest crayon in the box. 🙂
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Have a great day!!
You have a great day too Michelle. 🙂
A fool and his money are soon parted.
That didn't take him long at all did it. 🙂
Too bad he didn't make 400 a week
Yep, things might have been even better. 🙂
Oh, my goodness!!! I'll bet that pizza man was thrilled! LOL! 🙂
Just about anyone would be thrilled with this windfall. 🙂
Wouldn't want him being my boss. Sounds like a complete idiot.
Yep, he's a complete idiot for sure. 🙂
LOL serves him right and what an expensive pizza too haha!
Have a margueritatastic day Sandee :-f
Well, it was nice the boss paid for all the pizza and gave the delivery guy a great tip. 🙂
I did not expect that the guy was not even an employee. LOL.
Well neither did the CEO apparently. 🙂
Laughing…that's hilarious! Thanks for the giggles.
Have a great day Sandee! xoxo
"Big hugs"
You have a great day too Annie, and big hugs to you too. 🙂
Sometimes it pays to be the pizza man.
This time it paid to be the pizza man. 🙂
Haha…well, that serves him right for not having the patience to actually talk to the guy.
It does serve him right. Not very bright if you ask me. 🙂
Oh my gosh!!! HAHA!!!
Oh my gosh indeed. 🙂
Brilliant…but not the CEO!
Big hugs, honey…
No, not the CEO. 🙂
My kid who is a delivery driver should be so lucky!
Yep, wouldn't that be a red letter day. 🙂
Lucky pizza guy 🙂
That's a huge tip. 🙂
I hope it was good pizza.
I don't think it was $1200.00 good. 🙂
Even though this is a joke, the reality of this era is that many bosses have no idea who are the people who are working under them.
This is very true. They don't care either. A sad thing. 🙂
Best day ever for the pizza man!!! and oh bad day for the CEO 🙂
Very bad day for the CEO. ☺