The Snail

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.

Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail.

The snail says, “What the heck was that all about?”

Image Credit: Revive Snails Extract® International

42 Comments on “The Snail”

    • I think I agree. The chances of getting tossed again is pretty great. 🙂

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  1. Laughing…That little snail had guts. I bet it would have returned if he threw him again, although it probably wouldn't be in his best interest. Adorable joke, Sandee. I wanted to play today, but I was running too late. I hope you had a great Sunday!

    Thanks for endorphin's. 🙂

    "Big hugs"

    • You're most welcome Annie. It's a busy time of the year. Big hugs back. 🙂

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