Post a funny picture. Post a not so funny picture.
Post whatever weirdness you want. That’s it.
Make sure you leave a link to your post and I’ll visit your Happy Tuesday post.
Being happy is a good thing.
The Martha Stewart way or Maxine’s way:
Martha’s way: Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting it the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.
Maxine’s way: Celery? Never heard of it.
Martha’s way: Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.
Maxine’s way: Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust, so I don’t.
Martha’s way: Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub in on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
Maxine’s way: Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. All your pains go away.
Martha’s way: If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dish-washing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
Maxine’s way: Go ask the very cute neighbor if he can open it for you.
Martha’s way: Don’t throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.
Maxine’s way: Leftover wine? Hello!
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Haha and you did make me happy on Tuesday. I do love Maxine and she always makes me smile
Maxine is my kind of gal. Snarky. 🙂
I think Maxine’s way is much better!
I do too and far easier too. 🙂
Maxine seems to have the best solution for everything. Lol!
Yes she does although I admire Martha very much. 🙂
I would take Maxines advice for opening a jar but I don’t even have any cute neighbors.
I would have in my younger years. Now hubby does it for me just fine. 🙂
You are brilliant, Maxine!
Yes she is. I love her. 🙂
Who throws out leftover wine?! Well, apart from me because I don’t like it? 😆 Love these. Maxine’s way all the way! xx
I’m not a wine drinker, but Champagne is another story. 🙂
Oh my dog, those are all so perfect! Maxine really has the best humor! Happy Tuesday!
She sure does. She’s so down to earth and just says whatever she’s thinking. 🙂
Maxine makes me laugh!
She makes me laugh too, Margret. 🙂
Love Maxine!!
Me too, Caren. 🙂
Way to go Maxine!
Yes she has an answer for everything. 🙂
Love Maxine’s input! She and I are on the same page! Happy Tuesday!
I’m on the same page as you and Maxine. Happy Tuesday. 🙂
If I had any wine the pet rocks would have already siphoned it off.
I know that to be true. Women an booze. Just saying. 🙂
Totally MAXINE!!!
The Florida Furkids
That makes most of us. It’s a good thing. 🙂
Maxine is such a wise woman. Although, I never knew that tip about celery. 🙂 Thanks for hosting. Have a great day! XO
I didn’t either and we buy celery here. You have a great day too, Ellen. 🙂
A common line that I use for myself: I ain’t no Martha Stewart! Hahahahahaha!
I’m going to start using that line too. 🙂
Oh Maxine’s Way or no way. Mrs. Smith and I became besties years ago when it was obvious I could not make a pie crust.
Hugs Cecilia
I love Mrs. Smith pies. They are very good and very easy to bake. Hugs. 🙂
Who is this “Martha” character, anyway?
She doesn’t have any sunflower seeds so she’s of no use to you at all, Kismet. Love you. 🙂
Maxine is a smart woman.
She is indeed. Very witty too. 🙂
Maxine is snarky and down to earth. She’s my hero!
Especially with her headache remedy. 🙂
She is that indeed. She’s my hero too. Yes I like her remedy for a headache. 🙂
I LOVE Maxine! She has guided my life for a heck of a long time. Thanks for the laughs and thanks for your hops and thanks for visiting and thanks for being YOU! You are AWSOME! Have an amazing day!
You’re so wonderful. I just love your comments. They always make me smile. Thank you. 🙂
There is NEVER left over wine in our kitchen or our dining room or the family room…….or outside on our deck! Have a fun day!
I know that for a fact. We shared a nice bottle of wine with dinner one night. I’ve not forgotten that. 🙂
Thank You!
You’re most welcome, Cloudia. 🙂
haha Those are funny! I’m sure I’d take the easy way like Maxine!
Happy Tuesday! <3
I always take the easy way. Maxine rocks. Happy Tuesday, Barbara. 🙂
Happy Tuesday Sandee!
Happy Tuesday to you too. 🙂
What great Maxine quotes today!!! LOL
She was good last week, but she’s on a roll this week. 🙂
As noted, Martha tells us how to do it and Maxine tells us how to do it right. Heeheehee!
That’s so true. I like both, but Maxine rocks. 🙂
Maxine knows best! 🙂
She does and she’s more fun too, 🙂
I have always been a bigger fan of Maxine’s over Martha.
That’s makes two of us, Pam. 🙂
LOL
As usual, funny and inspired tales!
I received on the phone something funny about tequila, saying teaquila. A lady drank tea… quila on a very bead day!
Happy WW, Sandee!
How funny. Not a fan of tequila, but Maxine makes everything fun. 🙂
I love the Maxine quotes. So very nice.
She’s so snarky. That’s what I love about her. 🙂
I’m definitely a Maxine fan. Martha, not so much. LOL
Me too. She’s the beset. More smooches to Luke. 🙂
Hah! I love Maxine 🙂
Thanks for the smiles!
I love Maxie too. I’m Maxine sometimes. 🙂