‘How did this happen?’ the emergency room doctor asked her.
‘Well, I was trying to commit suicide,’ the blonde replied.
‘What?’ sputtered the doctor. ‘You tried to commit suicide by shooting off your finger?’
‘No, silly’ the blonde said. ‘First I put the gun to my chest, then I thought, ‘I just paid $6,000.00 for these implants. I’m not shooting myself in the chest.’
‘So then?’ asked the doctor.
‘Then I put the gun in my mouth, I thought, ‘I just paid $3,000.00 to get my teeth straightened I’m not shooting myself in the mouth.’
‘So then?’
‘Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought, ‘This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger.
Hat tip: Joe of Cranky Old Man
Image Credit: Unenablu
Silly Blonde person. Happy St. Patrick's day to you too Sandee, and Zane and Little Bit too.
Blondes are just so much fun. Happy St. Patrick's Day to you and your critters Marg. 🙂
Haha. Bless her heart.
Big hugs, honey…
Yes, bless her heart. 🙂
That blonde must be Irish. ( just for today, and the rest of the days she'll be just
blonde ) Ha,ha,ha. Have a great St. Patrick Tuesday Sandee.
Cruisin Paul
Well she's Irish at least for today. You have a great St. Patrick's Day too Paul. 🙂
bwa hahahah She's an air head huh?silly silly Cheers!
Yes, she's an airhead. Bless her heart. 🙂
Shoot 'em where they ain't.
Pretty much sizes this up doesn't it. 🙂
LOL you can't get any more blonder than that can you, although she was right saying it would be loud LOL
Have a bangtastic day Sandee :-h
That was the only thing she was right about too Steve. 🙂
Some people :-SS
Have a great St. Patrick's Day!
I would enjoy being on a boat with a good book 😀
Yes, some people.
Have a great St. Patrick's Day too.
Being on our boat is more than wonderful. 🙂
I'm thinking of a comment Al makes quite often… if he/she had a brain sh/she would take it out and play with it. Bless his/her heart.
big hugs xoxo
I remember that saying. I've used it a time or two myself. 🙂
It is very obvious that the blonde has not attached any value to her ears.. But how about fingers…?
Have a great day!
Nothing between those ears at all. 🙂
If i was blonde I would be offended. Assuming I understood.
I am blonde and I'm not offended. I love blonde jokes. 🙂
Heeheehee! Happy St. Patrick's Day!
Happy St. Patrick's Day to you too. 🙂
=))
🙂 🙂 🙂
hahahahah That is funny!
I thought so too Rose. 🙂
lol!! Have a great day and Happy St.Patrick's Day! xoxo
You have a great day and a Happy St. Patrick's Day too. xoxo 🙂
Silly girl. She should have used that money to take a trip to the Caribbean and visit the No Brains Atoll.
Happy St. Patrick's Day to you and yours.
That would have been a much better plan indeed.
Happy St. Patrick's Day to you and yours too. 🙂
She surely knows how she wanted to die. Quietly. 😛
Haha. Thanks for the laugh.
Yes, quietly. 🙂
Happy St. Patrick's Day, Sandee!!! 🙂 I'm still smiling!
Poor lady. But then, aren't you glad you aren't blonde. They have lots of problems.
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I am blonde and I love all the jokes.
Happy St. Patrick's day to you and Mrs. Jim. 🙂
HEY–I'm a blonde! Someone pointed out that all dumb blonde jokes insult women not men. What about the dumb blond males?! I'm not really blonde, so these jokes don't bother me.
I'm blonde too Stephanie, but not a real blonde. 🙂
This is a new one I hadn't heard before! Poor dumb, rich, lucky lady 🙂
Yep, she's poor, dumb, rich and lucky. 🙂
well just think if she hadn't stopped that bullet with her finger it might have hit someone else then she would be facing attempted murder charges 🙂
You've a point here. Some folks should be allowed to handle firearms. 🙂
Poor blonde headed woman, we sure get a lot of good jokes at their expense. LOL
We sure do and it's great fun. 🙂
LOL! And what's it say about me that I tried to take a drink while reading this? Yeah, not smart but I did stop myself in time. Phew!
Hope you're enjoying a sunny day Sandee! Scritches to Little Bit! Happy St. Patrick's Day!
I know this gal. I really do. She's just this ditzy too.
We are indeed enjoying our sunny day. Scritches to Angel and Isabella. 🙂
This was the height of "blond" humor. Fun!!
Blessings dear. Catherine xoxo
Yep, this one is over the top. Blessings back Catherine. 🙂
LOL Can't shoot what ya ain't got
laughing.