Blonde Interview
‘So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?’
The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for about 30 seconds before replying, ‘Ehhhh .. 22!’
The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice. ‘And can you tell us your height, please?’
The young lady stands up and produces a measuring tape from her handbag. She then traps one end under her foot and extends the tape to the top of her head. She checks the measurement and announces, ‘Five foot two!’
This isn’t looking good so the interviewer goes for the real basics. ‘And uhh, just to confirm for our records, your name please?’
The blonde bobs her head from side to side for about twenty seconds, mouthing something silently to herself, before replying, ‘Mandy!’
The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he asks, ‘Just out of curiosity, Miss. We can understand your counting on your fingers to work out your age, and the measuring tape for your height is obvious, but what were you doing when we asked you your name?’
‘Oh that!’, replies the blonde, ‘That’s just me running through ‘Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you….”
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lol you got a tiny snort out of me on that one. 🙂 Happy Tuesday to you! 🙂
I did a big snort with this one. I know a brunette that is this way. I really do. I used to check her roots for blonde and she'd just laugh and laugh. 🙂
Poor girl! I think it will be another unsuccessful interview for the blonde.
Perhaps not. It may all depend on how good looking she is. 🙂
hehehe. Love this blonde joke.
We blondes have to just laugh. We know we're smart. Right? 🙂
LOL well I never thought of doing that =))
Have a blondetastic day Sandee :-f
Me either and I'm a blonde. 🙂
Bless her heart!
Welcome back home.
Big hugs from wet WPB, honey…
Thanks honey. I've a post ready for this Thursday. We had a great time. 🙂
Lol, nice joke…
Thank Rajiv. 🙂
I just love those blondes. I have many friends who are blondes and my beautiful wife is blonde and she's brilliant.
Have a brilliant blonde Tuesday Sandee & Zane. See ya.
Cruisin Paul
I know you love blondes Paul. You're surrounded by them. I'm having a brilliant blonde Tuesday for sure. Got out of jury duty. 🙂
Such a good blonde joke.Too funny. So Sandee, you and Zane have a wonderful day.
Thanks Marg. It's good to be back home. We love to go, but we love to come home too. 🙂
So funny, Sandee! I hope you have a fantastic day! 🙂
Thanks Linda, I'm having a fantastic day indeed. 🙂
You could probably trust her with your deepest secrets. She would forget them before she left the room. As the saying goes, "In one ear and out the other."
I think you're right about this. She would forget before she left the room. Perhaps before she left the room. 🙂
Why would anyone bother with useless trivia like that? I'm with her.
You go Kismet. I love your sense of humor. 🙂
blondes are so silly- but then so are his questions…is he blond also? Have a giggly day!
He very well may be blonde too Kathe. 🙂
Cute. 😊😊
For a blonde is very normal. Well some blondes. 🙂
Alright,(laughing)that's it. I'm dyeing my hair! I hope you're having a super fabulous vacation buddy.
"Huge Hugs"
I'm a blonde too and we both know we are way smarter than this gal. Huge hugs back. 🙂
oh my that sounds like a lot of trouble to go through just to remember your name. She should try name labels in her clothes 🙂
I hope her last name is Hanes.
Well it's working for her though. Bless her heart. 🙂
We all hope so Kismet. 🙂
Hopefully it was her birthday song she was remembering and not someone else's!
Glad you're back Sandee!
You just never know with blondes.
We're happy to be home too. We had a great time though. 🙂
First blonde strong enough in basics and fundas…
I love this joke!
I love this joke too. She's thinking as best she can. 🙂
She sounds perfect to me! Heeheehee!
Me too, me too. 🙂
Ha ha…. like that ‘Happy birthday to you. . . .
Yep, that was a good one Haddock. 🙂
I'm surprised she didn't think her name was "You."
Well, that could happen, but not this interview. 🙂
Okay I've honestly never heard that one before! Good thing she didn't get confused and sing the birthday song about someone else 😉
Oh I hadn't thought of this angle. That would have been something else. 🙂
Eeeeeheheheheheheheh sending this one on to my grandmother!! She'll get a huge kick out of it. ;P
I've known a few gals this dense back in the day. Bless their hearts. 🙂
I have **got** to remember this mnemonic the next time I am going out!