Why Did You Have To Die?
The first man approached him and said, “Sir, I don’t wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I’ve ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?”
The mourner took a moment to collect himself and replied, “My wife’s first husband.”
Hat tip: Paul of Mr. Cruiser’s Notes
Image Credit: Pacific Coast Memorials
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haha! Didn't see that one comin'. ;-D
Have a wonderful day, hon. It's getting hot and steamy here… but not the way Miss Bee's world is getting steamy. It's just in the 90's here in the shade. hahahaha!
I didn't either Barb. 🙂
I'll bet there are MANY guys that feel that way, hahaha. Thanks for the smiles.
Big hugs, honey…
Probably honey. Bless their hearts. 🙂
Now that is very funny. Poor guy. Nothing he can do about it now.
Sandee, you and Zane and that Little Bit have a great great day.
Well, perhaps he can get a divorce. 🙂
Hehehe w-)
I thought so too. 🙂
That's not me. I just love my wife totally. I wouldn't know what to do without her. Maybe I'll ask her if she feels the same way. Ha,ha,ha.
Have a wonderful Thursday Sandee. See ya.
Cruisin Paul
You don't have a problem at all Paul. And thanks for letting me steal this joke. 🙂
That seems to be an age old problem. c-)
I sure does Odie. 🙂
I could have swore I commented on this joke a few days ago. I'm going batty!
You did read it the other day because I stole it from Paul at Mr. Cruiser's Notes. You're not going batty. 🙂
The second hubby will see that it's the only way out and take it.
Perhaps. That could happen. 🙂
LOL would love to have seen the blokes face after he heard that haha!
Have a tanfabulous day Sandee :-h
Yep, me too Steve. 🙂
Ha Ha. Nice joke:)
Thanks Joy. 🙂
I didn't see that one coming either.
Those are the best ones because you just can't figure out how they'll end. 🙂
Hahaha!! Oh my this is a good one. You find the best jokes to start my day off 🙂
Happy Thursday!
I steal most of them Jen, but thanks. 🙂
I should have seen it coming, but you got me again.
Well, good for me. It's not easy putting one over on you. 🙂
bwa hahah sick and twisted! hahahah Have a super day!
I am both sick and twisted. In a good sort of way though. 🙂
Hahaha! Didn't see that one coming.
I love it when you don't see it coming. Makes it funnier. 🙂
Heeheehee! He died because he wanted to, i'm sure!
Sometimes that's the only way out right. 🙂
LOL. I wonder if Wade would cry at my ex husbands grave
I don't think so. I think he like you just fine. 🙂
Hahaha! I didn't guess that one!
Happy almost Friday Sandee! Smooches to Little Bit!
I didn't see this coming either. Happy Friday and scritches to the babies. 🙂
To punish you?
Well it appears that way doesn't it. 🙂
I had to read that twice to get it and then laughed out loud!!!
I know I'm a bit sick and twisted, but I just can't help myself. 🙂
hahahaha!! wow! deeply mourning 🙂
Have a warm and super nice day my dearest!!
Very deep mourning.
You have a warm and super day too honey. 🙂
Good one Sandee, and true in some cases!
Yes indeed. Not in our cases, but some. 🙂
I didn't think of such a answer from him! Good one..
Thanks, and thanks for visiting. 🙂
Sounds like he needs to call a divorce lawyer!
I agree, life is too short to be miserable. 🙂
What an inconsiderate bastard.
Whenever I think of death I think of the word 'interred' and that makes me giggle
Giggling is a good thing. Nice to meet you Ronnie. 🙂
bahahahahhahahahahahahahhahaha
That's pretty much what I said. 🙂
hehe
Or Bwahahahahahahaha. 🙂
Good mourning!
And good mourning to you too. 🙂
I don't know how I missed this one. It's hilarious. Thanks. I needed a good laugh today.