Two Rednecks

Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment – the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. I mean they spend a fortune!

The first day they go fishing, but they don’t catch anything.

The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day.

It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish.

As they’re driving home they’re really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says, ”Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred bucks?”

The other guy says, ”Wow! Then it’s a good thing we didn’t catch any more!”

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52 thoughts on “Two Rednecks

    • Sandee – California – Home of Awww Mondays, Happy Tuesday, and Wordless Wednesday.
      Comedy Plus says:

      I agree with you. It doesn't matter if you love your hobby. Yours is photography, ours is boating. Both expensive. 🙂

  1. Jean(ie) says:

    Let me guess, the second guy works in government purchasing. He's the one that buys the kabillion dollar toilets. Up early today. Make it a great day, dear! Best to your hubby!

    • Sandee – California – Home of Awww Mondays, Happy Tuesday, and Wordless Wednesday.
      Comedy Plus says:

      You're probably right. I don't like how the government spends my tax money. Not one bit. 🙂

    • Sandee – California – Home of Awww Mondays, Happy Tuesday, and Wordless Wednesday.
      Comedy Plus says:

      No, but I love rednecks a lot more than some other nose in the air folks. 🙂

    • Sandee – California – Home of Awww Mondays, Happy Tuesday, and Wordless Wednesday.
      Comedy Plus says:

      Finding the positive in any situation is the right way to approach things. 🙂

    • Sandee – California – Home of Awww Mondays, Happy Tuesday, and Wordless Wednesday.
      Comedy Plus says:

      Tell Seymour that this should surprise him one bit. He's been all around this country so he knows things first hand. Or is that first rock. 🙂

    • Sandee – California – Home of Awww Mondays, Happy Tuesday, and Wordless Wednesday.
      Comedy Plus says:

      It would have helped more if they would have caught more. Hobbies are expensive. 🙂

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