TV Repairman

The little sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn’t keep his eyes off of her. Every time she came in the room, he’d near about jerk his neck right out of joint looking at her.

When he’d finished she paid him and said, “I’m going to make an unusual request. But you have to first promise me you’ll keep it a secret.”

The repairman quickly agreed and she went on.

“Well, it’s kind of embarrassing to talk about, but while my husband is a kind, decent man he has a certain physical weakness. A certain disability. Now, I’m a woman and you’re a man. ”

The repairman could hardly speak, “Yes, yes!”

“And since I’ve been wanting to ever since you came in the door.”

“Yes, yes!”

“Would you help me move the refrigerator?

Hat tip: Paul of Mr. Cruiser’s Notes
Image Credit: Wall Save

52 thoughts on “TV Repairman

  1. Barb says:

    bahahaha! We women do have our priorities, don't we? I don't know why God installed the male brain so low. ahem.

    Have yourself a mighty fine day! big hugs xoxo

  2. cube says:

    It's so funny you would post this this morning. My youngest daughter was paralyzed by a two inch roach in the bathroom this morning and was yelling for her dad. I want to add that had her dad not been home, I would've been yelled for, but thankfully, it was 5 AM, so everyone was home. He rescued her, but told me later that I did not want to see the size of this roach. Men do have their uses 😉

  3. Catherine says:

    Dear Sandee, Adorable!!
    I am sorry for being slow in my visits. I am trying to catch up; though things have been upside-down even more than usual since my brother took ill. He is doing better each day.
    Blessings, xo Catherine

    • Sandee – California – Home of Awww Mondays, Happy Tuesday, and Wordless Wednesday.
      Comedy Plus says:

      Not to worry Catherine. You take care of your brother. That's far more important than blogging. 🙂

    • Sandee – California – Home of Awww Mondays, Happy Tuesday, and Wordless Wednesday.
      Comedy Plus says:

      Yes they are. I know you're very happy to see the end of tax season for 2015. The kitties are too. 🙂

  4. Paul Pietrangelo says:

    Hi there Sandee. Sorry I'm a little late today. Had to visit my doctor for a physical and it took some time to get it done. I guess bloggers are enjoying the little funny joke. Have the rest of the day with brilliant sunshine my friend. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    • Sandee – California – Home of Awww Mondays, Happy Tuesday, and Wordless Wednesday.
      Comedy Plus says:

      This was a great joke Paul and thanks for letting me steal it from you. I hope your physical turned out okay. 🙂

    • Sandee – California – Home of Awww Mondays, Happy Tuesday, and Wordless Wednesday.
      Comedy Plus says:

      She was using more than her brain, but at least that was her focal point. He was definitely using the little brain. 🙂

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