Silly Sunday

Silly Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Sage Quotes:

The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once… ~By Kobe Bryant

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. ~By David Hasselhoff

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. ~By Alec Baldwin

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. ~By Tommy Lee

A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.” ~By Brad Pitt

First Guy (proudly): “My wife’s an angel!”

Second Guy : “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.” ~ By Jimmy Kimmel

“Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?” Husband replies, “That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!” ~By David Letterman

“First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring…soon after….comes SuffeRing! ~By Jay Leno

“The reason why wives live longer is because they don’t have a Wife” ~By Brandon Breezy

Hat tip: Just Out

1. Silly Sunday
2. BFDude
3. bethere2day
4. messymimi
5. Margs Animals
6. Woodsterman
7. Cranky
8. Cruisin’ Paul
9. Mike Golch

38 Comments on “Silly Sunday”

  1. Thanks for the silly quotes today but I'm sure MaryLou wouldn't enjoy them especially the one about the angel.

    Have an enjoyable Sunday Sandee & Zane. I'm hoping that you both are enjoying your little vacation on your yacht. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    • I'm sure she wouldn't care for them either.

      We had a wonderful cruise. We are back in our slip at the marina. 🙂

  2. So funny, Sandee, and the David Hasselhoff one had me laughing the hardest! So lovely to see your post today! Hope you have had a great weekend. Big hugs. 🙂

    • The truth can be very funny for some and not so much for others. We are the lucky ones. Big hugs back. 🙂

  3. Cindy and I decided that if it came down to it, rather than divorce we would just stay together in spite of one another…..it's worked so far 😉

    • No problem, Mike. I've been hit and miss all weekend because of our yacht club cruise. 🙂

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