Silly Sunday

Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Bungling Burglars:

Investigating a purse snatching in Brunswick, Georgia, detectives picked up a man who fit the thief’s description and drove him back to the scene. He was told to exit the car and face the victim for an ID. The suspect dutifully eyed the victim, and blurted, ‘Yeah, that’s the woman I robbed.’

In Nashville, they tell of a burglar who fell asleep on the sofa of the home he was robbing, only to be awakened by police.

In Rhode Island, police were sure they had the right man when the suspect in a string of coin-machine thefts paid his $400 bail entirely in quarters.

Texas authorities, responding to a store robbery, seized a man who was fleeing naked. He said he’d stripped after the job because he figured his clothes would make him identifiable.

In Lawrence, Kansas, officers tracked a midnight thief who prided himself on his running speed by following the red lights on his high-tech tennis shoes.

In Virginia, a janitor went to great lengths to avoid ID. in a “Seven-Eleven” robbery, using a ski mask and rental car for the occasion. But he also wore his work uniform, which said “Cedar Woods Apartments” and had his name, Dwayne, stitched across the front.

Two robbers in Michigan, USA, entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, ‘Nobody move!’ When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him.

A robber, in a town in Germany, was caught after he escaped with his swag but he left his trousers behind. Police successfully arrested him at a railway station trying to board a train in his underpants.

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56 Comments on “Silly Sunday”

    • Yet there are some very clever criminal out there. Very clever and I've met some while I was working. 🙂

  1. Oh wow, LOL, I guess not every criminal is a genius that went down the wrong path 😉 These are really good. I laughed out loud so my hubby asked why I'm laughing 😉
    Happy New Year to you, Sandee. Have an amazing Sunday!
    Lots of hugs to you,
    Beate

    • For the most part it is. Sometimes it isn't, but that's they way the chess game is played. 🙂

  2. Oh now those are truly laugh out loud funnies. I love the one of the robber that shot the other robber because he moved. That is the best. Sandee, You and Zane have a wonderful day.

    • That's a lot of pressure pulling off a robbery. You have to have some real resolve to be able to remain calm. 🙂

    • The naked robber one was my pick! Reminded me of any old joke—-"what did one ball say to the other one"? Why should we hand when slim did the shooting! Just beginning to get over a bad flu or cold—feeling rough today!

    • I hope you feel better soon Ron. That was a nasty cold. It just didn't want to go away either. 🙂

    • I'm with you on this one. I've met more sociopaths than I want to back in the day. 🙂

    • Many would argue that point. They don't want to work for a living, so the go the criminal route. 🙂

    • One is never late for funny stuff Mike. Glad you could post a funny and you did too. 🙂

    • Happy New Year to you too Rocks.

      I'm sure most of these are real if not all. 🙂

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