Happy New Year

On New Year’s Eve, Daniel was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his van in the car park and walked home. As he was wobbling along, he was stopped by a policeman. ‘What are you doing out here at four o’clock in the morning?’ asked the police officer.

‘I’m on my way to a lecture,’ answered Roger.

‘And who on earth, in their right mind, is going to give a lecture at this time on New Year’s Eve?’ inquired the constable sarcastically.

‘My wife,’ slurred Daniel grimly.

May each of you have a very Happy and Prosperous New Year.

Image Credit: The Holiday Spot

48 thoughts on “Happy New Year

    • Sandee – California – Home of Awww Mondays, Happy Tuesday, and Wordless Wednesday.
      Comedy Plus says:

      Naw, it's more fun to hear the lecture while drunk. I'm pretty sure of that. Lecture and hangover isn't a good thing. 🙂

  1. Barb says:

    I thought of you two last night… on account of it's the only time I ever have champangne! 😛

    Have a healthy, happy and blessed 2016, my friend. big hugs xoxo

    • Sandee – California – Home of Awww Mondays, Happy Tuesday, and Wordless Wednesday.
      Comedy Plus says:

      We had a bit of champagne last night too, but we have it often. Our adult beverage of choice. 🙂

  2. Jean R. says:

    That wife should be glad he didn't try to drive home, but it's a funny story and one a real guy might actually tell a cop. Happy New Year, everyone and Sandee in particular.

    • Sandee – California – Home of Awww Mondays, Happy Tuesday, and Wordless Wednesday.
      Comedy Plus says:

      We didn't have any lectures here, but we never do. Nice quiet evening and to bed at our regular time. Happy New Year Christine. 🙂

    • Sandee – California – Home of Awww Mondays, Happy Tuesday, and Wordless Wednesday.
      Comedy Plus says:

      I'm pretty sure you would, but you won't drink anymore. You've come way to far for that. 🙂

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