Giuseppe

At St. Peter’s Catholic Church in Toronto , they have weekly husband’s marriage seminars. At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years.

Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, ‘Wella, I’va tried to treat her nicea, spenda da money on her, but besta of all is, I tooka her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!”

The priest responded, “Giuseppe, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary?”

Giuseppe proudly replied, ” I gonna go pick her up.”

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42 Comments on “Giuseppe”

  1. Bwahahaha. You know when I start reading your stories here I sort of think they're real until I get to the end. Or what do you know? Maybe they really do happen. 😛

  2. Good one! She may not come back, and that is probably OK too.

    Sure wish you and Zane could join us for dinner tonight with the Empress…and OCD!

    Scritches to LB, and big hugs to you, honey…

    • I would probably stay too. Why come back.

      I wish we could join you for dinner too honey. Love you. 🙂

    • She may not want to come back either. I don't think I would after all that time. 🙂

    • I know some married folks that would be far better off being in different places for 25 years. 🙂

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