Dear Abby

“DEAR ABBY” ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS TO ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUERIES:

Dear Abby, Our son writes that he is learning judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?

Dear Abby, I joined the Navy to see the world. I’ve seen it. Now how do I get out?

Dear Abby, My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.

Dear Abby, I was married to Bill for three months and I didn’t know he drank until one night he came home sober.

Dear Abby, My mother is mean and short tempered. I think she is going through mental pause.

Dear Abby, You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband has lost all interest in sex and he is a doctor. Now what do I do?

Hat tip: Dave and Linda
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51 Comments on “Dear Abby”

    • I'm guessing you're right. I sure would have loved to be a fly on the wall to know what she really said. 🙂

  1. Good afternoon Sandee. Sorry for not writing this morning. I've been very busy dealing with my mother's estate. Maybe I need Dear Abby? Ha,ha,ha. Have a great Tuesday good friend. I'll be writing my blog tomorrow if no more problems involving the estate pop up. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    • I hope you can get your moms estate finish soon. I know this has been very difficult for you.

      I'll see you tomorrow my friend. 🙂

    • That's very true. I know a few doctors and they are terrible patients and that's if you can get them to see a doctor. 🙂

  2. MNL – My primary blogs are cactushaiku.com (poetry) and cactuscatz.com (my calico Pinkie, my cat art & photography, Midnight has passed so only past posts with Midnight). Hope to see you soon.
    MNL

    Funny! I like the “wanted to see the world”; “how do I get out”. My dad was in the Air Force so we lived in Japan and Okinawa for a few years before settling in America. He retired in Arizona which is how I landed here. For kids, it’s a good life though. Very safe. As kids, we could walk just about anywhere and no one had to worry whether the pool, the library or our friend’s house.

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