A little boy returning home from his first day at school said to his mother, ”Mom, what’s sex?”
His mother, who believed in all the most modern educational theories, gave him a detailed explanation, covering all aspects of the tricky subject.
When she had finished, the little lad produced an enrollment form which he had brought home from school and said, ”Yes, but how am I going to get all that into this one little square?”
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and what does that tell you about modern educational theories? 🙂
A lot, a lot. 🙂
Yup, it would be hard to get all that in one little Square. Just what was the teacher thinking or guess we really don't want to know.
It sure would. 🙂
Always make sure you know why they are asking!
I agree because kids can want one thing and you think they want something else. 🙂
That is cute. 🙂
And it happens more than we know. 🙂
Very interesting box he has to get into. I just left Bee's blog and heard that Zane is going into the hospital. I will be with you both in spirit and there will be no problems my friends. You'll both be back into your ship in no time.
Have a ship shape Saturday Sandee & Zane. See ya.
Cruisin Paul
It's outpatient surgery for a hernia Paul. That's for the good thoughts. 🙂
Hahahaha. That one kinda' snuck up on me. 🙂
Yes, I like those kinds of jokes. 🙂
Oh my, yes asking further questions migh have helped in this situation!
It sure would have saved her a lot of work and embarrassment. 🙂
Another laugh out loud story. Cute!
Kids rock. They rock and then some. 🙂
Oh dear she totally got the wrong end of the tick box LOL
Have a sextastic day Sandee :-f
She sure did Steve. 🙂
Very nice one.
Thanks my friend. 🙂
Hilarious, love it! 🙂
Kids are so innocent when they are little. We just need to remember that. 🙂
Reminds me of the "where did i come from" joke
Same kind of thing. 🙂
too funny- Mom was being way to literal! Have a lovely day in your flip flops!!
Mom's can indeed be too literal when the little ones ask these kinds of questions. 🙂
Always best to find out the context first with a question like that one, ha!
Would have saved her a lot of time for sure. 🙂
These days you need to have a BIG square for some to answer that question.
C'mon Kismet. All you need is the room to write is "YES, I'm desperate."
TMI for sure.
Way too much information. 🙂
That's why they should call it "gender" instead of "sex!"
That is correct. 🙂
Oops! The boy who knew too much! Lol!
Yes, he now knows way too much. 🙂
Poor guy. Small question…page answer.
Will be thinking about you both tomorrow. Hopefully Zane will heal quickly.
Big hugs times two, honey…
Thanks honey. It's just after 4:30am and we're up and getting around. Hubby is nervous. ♥♥♥
How many times have we heard attorneys tell a witness to only answer the question asked and no more. I guess I watch too much Law & Order 😉
I'm hoping the best for you both today, but you know that.
This is very true. It's their way of controlling the narrative. 🙂
Write small.
Very, very small. 🙂
Just write "see attached sheet"
Pretty much with this explanation. 🙂