Traffic Stop

An elderly couple were driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol.

The officer said, “Ma’am did you know you were speeding?”

The woman, hard of hearing, turns to her husband and asks, “What did he say?”

The old man yells, “He says you were speeding!”

The patrolman says, “May I see your license?”

The woman turns to her husband and asks again, “What did he say?”

The old man yells, “He wants to see your license!”

The woman gave the officer her license.

The patrolman says, “I see you are from Arkansas. I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I’ve ever seen.”

The woman turned to her husband and asked, “What did he say?”

And the old man yells, “He said he knows you!”

Hat tip: Paul of Mr. Cruiser’s Notes
Image Credit: The Good Men Project

49 thoughts on “Traffic Stop

  1. BeadedTail says:

    Hahahaha! Didn't expect that! Thanks for the giggle Sandee! It's only Tuesday but it sure feels like it should be Thursday by now. Very long week!

    Hope you're enjoying your week! Smooches to Little Bit!

  2. Rocks says:

    hahaha!! Invest in a very good hearing aid lady!! 😀

    Busy days for me here but next week will be more relax but I'm making sure I come and visit once in a while 🙂 Enjoy your day my dear friend!

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