Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest Country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California.
White minorities still trying to have English recognized as the third language.
Spotted Owl plague threatens Northwestern United States crops and livestock.
Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!
Last Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2060.
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
Eighty-five-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.
Hat tip: Linda W.
Image Credit: Image Chef
On the bright side, weight is coming down. 🙂 These are sadly funny.
These are just plan sad. 🙂
At my age it's possible that I could still be around to see some of these actually happen. The good news is that by then my mind should be totally mush and I won't be aware of any of it happening 🙂
That would be a good way not to watch some of this. 🙂
too funny! i especially loved jamaica taking over france! lol
smiles, bee
xoxoxo
That would be something wouldn't it. 🙂
" Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped. " They must have had to much fun. Ha,ha,ha. Have a wonderful Saturday Sandee. See ya.
Cruisin Paul
Well, this could happen I guess. I doubt it, but you never know. 🙂
Those really are funny. Had me laughing out loud. Chances are they will come true. Sandee, you and Zane and Little Bit all have a great day.
Well, they could in fact come true. Maybe not all but some. 🙂
Mexifornia? What about Don't mess with Mexas? bahahaha!
Sadly, most of these are almost too believable to be funny.
Have a perfect day! And me, too. big hugs xoxo
That too Barb. I forgot about that. 🙂
LOL especially Baby conceived naturally haha! good about the weight though y-
Have a futuretastic day Sandee :-h
I love it that the scientists are stumped. 🙂
The way we're headed, some of those could be real headlines… Chernobylran is foremost on my mind.
Yep, that one is probably going to happen. We know who we can thank for it too. 🙂
I don't believe a word of this because it is too optimistic.
Let's hope none of this comes true. 🙂
These sound all too realistic! Glad I won't be around to see some of this.
Big hugs from chilly nawth Jawjah, honey…
Me too honey. Me too. 🙂
Unfortunately, some of these sound like accurate predictions.
Yep, these are pretty spot on Jean, unfortunately. 🙂
Oh, dear. What future we have. 🙂
Happy Easter!
Not so good of one is it. 🙂
Those are just great! Bookmarked this page — outstanding ideas for some of my satire post!
I figured you'd like these Ron. Kind of goes with your site very well. 🙂
Too bad some of these are likely to come true.
A big Happy Easter to you too, while I'm here. 🙂
I'm pretty sure many of these will come true. Where I live some are already true. 🙂
too close to truth to find humerous
Amen to that Kathe. 🙂
Funny 🙂 I laughed out loud 🙂
I cry a lot about some of this stuff. 🙂
Funny 🙂 I laughed out loud 🙂
I cry a lot about some of this stuff. 🙂
Curious about Iran …. c-)
It could be a parking lot. That would work for me. 🙂
Not sure whether to laugh or cry! Heeheehee! Okay, i'll laugh, because crying hurts too much.
I agree and many of these things are already done and many others are in motion. 🙂
Another key to weight loss: bait casting in a snag-rich aquatic environment. I lost a lot of weights that way…*ducking boos and throwd fish bait*
You crack me up Mike. Yes you do. 🙂
I think eating chocolate and TV watching is a better way to lose weight.
Works for me Binky. I like how you think. 🙂