The Will

A lawyer was reading out the will of a rich man to the various people mentioned in the will.

“To you, my loving wife Mary, who stood by me throughout our marriage, I leave the house and two million.

“To my daughter, Jodie, who kept the business going, I leave the yacht, the business, and one million.

“And to my brother Dan who hated me, argued with me constantly, and thought that I would never mention him in my will, well you are wrong. Hi, Dan!”

Hat tip: Paul of Mr. Cruiser’s Notes

Image Credit: Education For Health

44 thoughts on “The Will

  1. messymimi says:

    Good mention! Heeheehee! A lady i once knew left someone she didn't like, but whom she knew would contest the will if he wasn't mentioned at all and have good grounds to do so, one silver dollar.

  2. Kathe W. says:

    This is great! Perfect for all those folks who wait for people to die as they think they are entitled to some $$$. Surprise!
    Meanwhile have a wonderful fun filled day! Hugs to LB!

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