The lifeguard told a mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool.
“Everyone knows,” the mother lectured him, “that from time to time, young children will urinate in a pool.”
“Oh really?” said the lifeguard, “from the diving board?
Have a happy weekend.
Hat tip: Paul of Mr. Cruiser’s Notes
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LOL the kid has style c-)
Have a tanfastical day Sandee :-h
Most kids do. 🙂
I just love that joke. I bet there was a little girl right under the diving board that he liked. Ha,ha,ha.
Have a wonderful Saturday Sandee and say hi to Zane and Little Bit from me. See ya.
Cruisin Paul
Boys will be boys and girls will be girls. It all works out. 🙂
Oh, yuck! But I can sure get a visual of a little boy doing that. I used to go to a YMCA pool that they'd make us get out of ever so often so they could scoop out the poop. I quit going.
I've never been to a community pool for this very reason. 🙂
Kids will be kids. Bet he thought that was such a cool thing to do. Too funny. Have a great day Sandee, Zane and Little Bit too.
Well, at least one person was having a great time. 🙂
I poop anywhere.
I know you do and nobody minds one bit. 🙂
yep- that's a bit much…..boys will be boys….especially when it comes to creative peeing.
Yep, I know all about their creative peeing. I raised a son. 🙂
I can so imagine that being one of my grandsons! Hahaha. They definitely know better. Thanks for the smiles.
Big hugs, honey…
Yep, my son would do stuff like this and then laugh his behind off. 🙂
That's why, growing up with a pool in the back yard, we also had an outdoor loo! Heeheehee! What kids will try!
Yep, that's about the way it goes alright. 🙂
Haha. Kids. Happy weekend!
Kids can give you gray hair and then some. 🙂
That is a good one, sunshine here today, hope you have a great weekend 🙂
Glad you're not getting bombarded with hail today. 🙂
One time and I never hear the end of it!
Bwahahahahahahaha. You're something else Joe. 🙂
They say you've got to stand out and be different. 🙂 😀
And this guy sure did stand out. 🙂
when a boys gotta go he can't take time out to run to a bathroom. I remember that all too well from when my son was little
Me too Ann, me too. 🙂
Better in the pool and not the bath tub—–but then bathing in others pee is not my cup of tea. My friend in Arkansas has a hot tub and has told all the kids that use it that it's been treated and if they pee in it the water will turn red. So far no red water, oops doesn't tell us a thing!
Yep, that is one that many adults use to keep the kids from peeing in a pool or hot tub. I'm not sure it works, but why not try. 🙂
OMG TOO FUNNY! I lifeguarded allll through college so I TOTALLY appreciated this!
I've seen little ones do just this and not think a thing about it. 🙂
Ack. Brothers… I grew up with 4 of 'em. Ack.
big hugs xoxo
Well, they can be gross can't they. They don't think they are being gross though. 😉
Ewww, gross! Please oh please let's hope my children NEVER do that!!
We can hope can't we. I know my son did. 🙂
Some people are showoffs.
This is so true Binky. 🙂
This one hits a little too close to home for me to find it amusing. 😉
Yep, I know about raising boys too. 🙂
It was an easy target for me … C-)
Of course it was Odie. 🙂
Higher peeing = Bigger splash
That's true Tony. 🙂
That kid!!! hahahahaha! …the lifeguard has to understand.
I'm sure the lifeguard does. 🙂
From the diving board? OK, that's a brat. When we became pool owners we were let into a little known secret… when an animal or a small child is introduced into a pool, they can't help but eliminate the contents of their bladder. Not to worry, we have products on hand to deal with the problem.
Yep, he's a brat and I'm sure his parents don't even know. 🙁
hehehehehehehehe! Boys will be boys!
Have a wonderful Wednesday!
Your TX furiends,
Samantha & Mom
cracking up. I wasn’t expecting the diving board, lol.