There was a new CEO at a company who decided to fire all of the slackers. He finds a dude leaning on his desk and he thinks, “What the heck is he doing!?” So he walks up to the guy and says, “What the heck are you doing!?”
The guy says, “I’m waiting to get paid.”
The CEO says, “OK, how much do you get paid in a week?”
The guy says, “About $300.”
The CEO gives the guy $1200, and says, “Now go away and never come back!” The guy leaves.
The CEO says, “Will someone please tell me what the heck I just did!?”
An employee says, “You just tipped the pizza man $1200.”
Hat tip: Just Out
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Well I was impressed with the fact that he wanted to fire all the slackers but I think he should work on learning who his employees are first 🙂
Yep, he didn't that very poorly. 🙂
A very happy day for the pizza guy. Ha ha!
The pizza guy had the best day ever. 🙂
I guess it just never occurred to the CEO to ask, "Who are you and what do you do for this company?" Oh well, live and learn. Have a blessed day.
Simple isn't it. Very. 🙂
Why have I never had a run in like that? The pizza guy was probably doing a happy dance!
I would have been doing the happy dance for sure. 🙂
I bet that pizza man has a large smile on his face.
Enjoy the day Sandee & Zane. See ya.
Cruisin Paul
All the way to the bank Paul. 🙂
I wish I had all the tips I've ever given back! Wouldn't have to worry about money for a while!
I wish I had all the tips I've collected too. I'd have a lot of money. 🙂
I love it when new bosses come in and start exerting authority without knowing what they are doing. Great story
Yes, it doesn't take them long to figure out stuff. 🙂
silly CEO- made me laugh out loud! Thanks for the giggles!
Yep, he's not the brightest crayon in the box. 🙂
w-)
Have a great day!!
You have a great day too Michelle. 🙂
A fool and his money are soon parted.
That didn't take him long at all did it. 🙂
Too bad he didn't make 400 a week
Yep, things might have been even better. 🙂
Oh, my goodness!!! I'll bet that pizza man was thrilled! LOL! 🙂
Just about anyone would be thrilled with this windfall. 🙂
Wouldn't want him being my boss. Sounds like a complete idiot.
Yep, he's a complete idiot for sure. 🙂
LOL serves him right and what an expensive pizza too haha!
Have a margueritatastic day Sandee :-f
Well, it was nice the boss paid for all the pizza and gave the delivery guy a great tip. 🙂
I did not expect that the guy was not even an employee. LOL.
Well neither did the CEO apparently. 🙂
Laughing…that's hilarious! Thanks for the giggles.
Have a great day Sandee! xoxo
"Big hugs"
You have a great day too Annie, and big hugs to you too. 🙂
Sometimes it pays to be the pizza man.
This time it paid to be the pizza man. 🙂
Haha…well, that serves him right for not having the patience to actually talk to the guy.
It does serve him right. Not very bright if you ask me. 🙂
Oh my gosh!!! HAHA!!!
Oh my gosh indeed. 🙂
Brilliant…but not the CEO!
Big hugs, honey…
No, not the CEO. 🙂
My kid who is a delivery driver should be so lucky!
Yep, wouldn't that be a red letter day. 🙂
Lucky pizza guy 🙂
That's a huge tip. 🙂
I hope it was good pizza.
I don't think it was $1200.00 good. 🙂
Even though this is a joke, the reality of this era is that many bosses have no idea who are the people who are working under them.
This is very true. They don't care either. A sad thing. 🙂
Best day ever for the pizza man!!! and oh bad day for the CEO 🙂
Very bad day for the CEO. ☺