A University had advertised for two biologists to help in their mammalogy department, specifically with a group of captive grizzly bears. They had only two applicants – a beautiful young women biologist and an older male biologist.
The mammalogist in charge of the project knew that not everyone can handle working with such fierce creatures so he decided to test their skills with the bears. The two hopefuls followed him out to the bear pen. He first asked the young women to show him what she could do.
She entered the cage, stripped down to her bikini, and the largest bear walked up and nuzzled her bare legs.
The astonished mammalogist then said to the old man, ”Can you do that?”
”You’re darn right I can,” said the old man, ”just get that bear out of there first!”
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46 thoughts on “The Biologists”
A delightful one, thanks for sharing!
You're most welcome. 🙂
I'm feeling goofy today. 🙂
Haha…old men are funny! That was a good one that I didn't see coming.
Big hugs, honey…
Old men are crafty too. 🙂
Good answer. Sandee, you and Zane have a great day.
He's pretty smart indeed. 🙂
Biology is such a delightful subject 🙂
For some. It would be for me now, but not back in high school. 🙂
:)) har! glod one!
He's a smart guy. 🙂
Heeheehee! No matter what their education, men have one track minds!
They sure do. 🙂
I'm feeling very silly today. 🙂
Hahaha. Of course…
Yes, some men as so predictable. 🙂
If that was recently, the bear was female.
Could be. 🙂
Haha! The female gets the job.
Looks like it. 🙂
LMAO well I don't blame him for wanting rid of the bear first LOL
Have a wrongendofthesticktastic day Sandee :-h
He may be thinking with the little head but he's still thinking. 🙂
Even the Bears prefer the young folks, lol
Seems to be the say of things. 🙂
Did not see that one coming but should have…
Yep, sometimes I see them coming and sometimes I don't. 🙂
The bare truth. Like that ole fart!
I like him too. 🙂
Saw it coming…still funny!
I thought it was funny too. 🙂
Hahaha! Oh that is too funny! Thanks for the laugh my friend :)Have a great Tuesday!
You have a great Tuesday too Jen. 🙂
LOL, good one. I wonder how it would have turned out if the man had gone first
Probably pretty ugly. 🙂
Old men know what to do. Dah! They're not dead you know Ha,ha,ha.
Have a wonderful evening Sandee & Zane. See ya.
They know what to do, but some can't do it. 🙂
Ha ha haa! Both men are on different wave length…
He's got a one track mind that old guy does. 🙂
The old guy appears to be smart!
Very smart and very focused. 🙂
Thank you- I needed a chuckle 🙂
You're most welcome. 🙂
Sounds sensible to me.
The guys tend to thing this is sensible. 🙂