Tag: Work Humor

Excuses

Outrageous Excuses For being Late to Work:

My heat was shut off so I had to stay home to keep my snake warm.

My husband thinks it’s funny to hide my car keys before he goes to work.

Out of Office

Best ‘Out of Office’ Automatic Email Replies:

I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood.

Company Policy

Effective Immediately:

Dress Code:

It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.

Labor Negotiations

Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse.

The union denied that their workers were flagrantly abusing their contract’s sick-leave provisions.