Our parish priest was invited to play golf with two friends. Although he said his game was terrible, he went along anyway.
At the first tee, another golfer joined them to make a foursome.
So as not to make the stranger nervous, the priest insisted they introduce him as “Ron.”
On the fourth hole, the other golfer turned to Ron and asked him what he did for a living.
Confronted, Ron admitted that he was a Catholic priest.
“I knew it!” the stranger exclaimed. “The way you play golf and don’t swear, you’d have to be a priest.”
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Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Lady of Perpetual Motion parochial school in an advanced state of agitation. ”Father!” she cried, ”just WAIT until you hear this!”
The priest led the sister to a chair, and said, ” Now just calm down and tell me what has you so excited?”
”Well, father” the nun began, ”I was just walking down the hall to the chapel and I heard some of the older boys wagering money!”
”A serious infraction, indeed!” said the priest.
”But that’s not what has me so excited, father” replied the nun, ”it was WHAT they were wagering ON! They had wagered on a contest to see who could urinate the highest on the wall!!”
”What an incredible wager!” exclaimed the priest, ”What did you do?”
”Well, I hit the CEILING, father.”
”How much did you win?”
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During these serious and troubled times, people of all faiths should remember these four great religious truths:
Muslims do not recognize Jews as God’s Chosen People.
Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world.
Baptists do not recognize each other at the liquor store.
A Sunday school teacher was telling her class the story of the Good Samaritan. She asked the class, “If you saw a person lying on the roadside, all wounded and bleeding, what would you do?”
A thoughtful little girl broke the hushed silence, “I think I’d throw up..”
DID NOAH FISH?
A Sunday school teacher asked, “Johnny, do you think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark ?”
“No,” replied Johnny. “How could he, with just two worms.”
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