Tag: Kids

Little Johnny

The teacher announced that to practice spelling, each member of the class would say what their fathers did for a living and then spell the occupation.

Mary went first. ”My Dad is a baker, b-a-k-e-r, and if he were here, he would give everyone a cookie.”

Next came Tommy. ”My dad is a banker, b-a-n-k-e-r, and if he were here, he’d give each of us a quarter.”

Third came Jimmy. ”My dad is an electrician.” But after struggling through a number of attempts to spell the word, the teacher asked him to sit and think about it for a moment while she called on someone else.

She then turned to Johnny. ”My dad’s a bookie, b-o-o-k-i-e,” Johnny said. ”And if he were here, he’d lay you 8 to 5 that Jimmy ain’t never gonna spell electrician.”

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Perception

A little boy returning home from his first day at school said to his mother, ”Mom, what’s sex?”

His mother, who believed in all the most modern educational theories, gave him a detailed explanation, covering all aspects of the tricky subject.

When she had finished, the little lad produced an enrollment form which he had brought home from school and said, ”Yes, but how am I going to get all that into this one little square?”

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Japan or France

Father: Which one do you love more, me or Mommy?

Son: I love you both.

Father: Very well, lets say I went to Japan and Mommy went to France which country will you go to?

Son: Japan.

Father: See, you love Mommy more than me?

Son: No, I just want to visit Japan.

Father: Very well, let’s say I went to Japan and Mommy went to France which country will you go to?

Son: France.

Father: See?

Son: No its just because I have already visited Japan.

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