Tag: Ever Wonder Humor

More on 1955

Last Tuesday I posted The Year 1955. It was a look back at how things were then. I thought I’d do some trivia about 1955 this week. How many of you remember any of these people, shows or number one hits from 1955? I know some of you will remember them all.

Realizations

I talk to myself because sometimes I need expert advice.

Sometimes I roll my eyes out loud.

I don’t need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off.

Words of Wisdom

You know that little thing inside your head that keeps you from saying things you shouldn’t? Yeah, I don’t have one of those.

My people skills are just fine. It’s my tolerance to idiots that needs work.

Ethics

A father is explaining ethics to his son, who is about to go into business. “Suppose a woman comes in and orders a hundred dollars worth of material. You wrap it up, and you give it to her.

Pure Wit

I started out with nothing…I still have most of it.

Some days you’re the dog, some days the hydrant.

I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart.