Tag: Critters

The Snail

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.

The Farmer

A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled him over.

The cop asked the farmer, ”Didn’t you know it is against the law to ride with a pig in the front of your truck?”

Talking Dog

A guy has a talking dog. He brings it to a talent scout. “This dog can speak English,” he claims to the unimpressed agent.

“Okay, Sport,” the guys says to the dog, “what’s on the top of a house?” “Roof!” the dog replies.