Tag: Couples Humor

The Kiss

After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, “It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth so I want you to kiss her.”

Adam answered, “Yes Lord, but what is a kiss?”

Senior Love

I was in my back yard trying to launch a kite. I threw the kite up in the air, the wind would catch it for a few

seconds, then it would come crashing back down to earth. I tried this a few more times with no success.

A Devoted Wife

A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband. When he was slipping in and out of a coma for several months, she stayed by his bedside every single day.

The Hypnotist

A woman comes home and tells her husband, ‘Remember those headaches I’ve been having all these years? Well, they’re gone.’

‘No more headaches?’ the husband asks, ‘What happened?’

Husband 1.0

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

Men vs. Women

A wife was curious when she found an old negative in a drawer and had it made into a print. She was pleasantly surprised to see that they were of her at a much younger, slimmer time, taken many years ago on one of her first dates with her husband.