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Ham Sandwich:
Three guys work on a construction site. One is white, one is black and one is Polish. The bell rings for lunch and the white man opens his lunch bag and sighs deeply, saying, “If my wife packs me a ham sandwich again tomorrow I’m jumping off the building.”
The black guy opens up his lunch, glares and says, “If my wife packs me a ham sandwich again tomorrow, I’m going with you.”
The Polish man opens his lunch, pulls out a ham sandwich, and says, “I’m with you guys.”
The next day the lunch bell rings. The white man opens his lunch. He says, “Turkey sandwich. I love my wife.”
The black guy opens his lunch. He says, “Chicken sandwich. I love my wife.
The Polish man opened his lunchbox, looked stricken, and said “HAM AGAIN! See ya guys.” With that, he jumped off the building.
The black guy says ” I feel sorry for him.”
The white man replies, “I don’t, he packs his own lunch.”
Hat tip: Just Out
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Haha, yeah. I've heard this story and more than it being funny, it's actually a profound lesson.
Kind of sad, too 🙂
Oh too funny. Usually, it is better to do things yourself but maybe not this time. Sandee, you and Zane have a super day.
Too bad he didn't figure out he was in charge of his lunch. 🙂
Well, i do feel sorry for his wife. Have a blessed and beautiful Sunday!
What a cross both of them had to live with. 🙂
What a shame to lose a good man who can pack his own lunch.
He just wasn't very bright. 🙂
Oh, that's what they mean by "packing".
Yep. His elevator didn't go all the way to the top floor. 🙂
Did not see that coming…love it
It's an old one that has many different variations. 🙂
That was funny 🙂 Have a great Sunday!
You have a great Sunday too, Ellen. 🙂
I agree with Lux's comment, dear Sandee! This is quite funny, and also a lesson in here. I hope you have a fantastic week ahead! Big hugs. 🙂
Yes, there is a lesson here. You have a fantastic week too. 🙂
LOL remind me never to pack my own lunch LOL
Have a lunchtastic SSS :-f
I'm not sure you'll be safe though. 🙂
Lol. It's decidedly un PC, but I love it.
I'm good at not being PC. 🙂
LOL – I have heard this one before with different groups. Careful, the PC police might come after you. 😉
I'm usually in trouble. 🙂
LOL I didn't see that coming.
Have a great weekend Sandee 🙂
It's a really old one that's been done so many different ways. Last time it was a blond worker. 🙂
Well that wasnt very smart of him vutthenhe was just a polack
I love polish jokes. I love blonde jokes. I just love jokes. 🙂
I tell Polish Jokes as "hey did you hear the one about the Brazilian?" 🙂
That's a good one, Mike. 🙂
Not the brightest bulb in the socket at all.:)) :-f :-h d-)
Nope, he sure wasn't. 🙂
I came to see your Awwwww Mondays post but I don't see it. I hope all is well with you, dear friend. 🙂
I didn't put the right time in for posting. It's up now. 🙂
I think he should have saw that coming.
It's a great blonde joke if you ask me. 🙂
Aw. 🙁
Yep, poor guy was not very bright. Bless his heart. 🙂
Hi Sandee, love the delivery of the punch line. I did actually have a little splutter on my coffee. Thank you for the giggle.
xx
The first variation to this one was a blonde guy. It all works. 🙂