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Church Signs
The following are actual signs found on church property.
“Fight truth decay-study the Bible daily.”
“How will you spend eternity-Smoking or Non-smoking?”
“Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives”
“Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.”
“Our arms are the only ones God has to hug His children.”
“It is unlikely there’ll be a reduction in the wages of sin.”
“Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church.”
“If you’re headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.”
“If you don’t like the way you were born, try being born again.”
“Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon.”
“This is a ch_ _ ch. What is missing?” —> (U R)
“Forbidden fruit creates many jams.”
“In the dark? Follow the Son.”
“Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up.”
“If you can’t sleep, don’t count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.”
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Love these. I even seen a few of these on the sign in front of the one church I pass all the time
Church signs rock. 🙂
Thanks for the smiles, have a blessed and beautiful Sunday!
You have a blessed day too. 🙂
Those are so funny. Great signs. Thanks for the good laughs. Sandee, yuu and Zane have a great day.
You're most welcome Marg. 🙂
These are fabulous. Now all that has to done is for people to us the GPS to get there.
Enjoy your Sunday Sandee & Zane. See ya.
Cruisin Paul
Thanks Paul. I love them too. 🙂
Good ones! Love these truths. Have a happy Sunday!
I love these truths too Nancy. 🙂
These days the only signs on church property say vote for me.
Well that's a shame. 🙂
I love those wacky reverends.
I do too. 🙂
Those are all delightful, have a great weekend,
You have a great weekend too. 🙂
I love all of these! They are funny and creative! I hope you are having a great weekend, Sandee. Thank you so much for all you share. 🙂
I'm having a great weekend Linda. Thank you. 🙂
I think I have seen at least one of these signs!! :)) :-h :-*
You probably have Mike. 🙂
I like the hearse one.
That's a good one indeed Ellen. 🙂
Thanks for all the smiles. These signs are great.
Big hugs, honey…
You're most welcome honey. Big hugs. 🙂
Hi Sandee, I usually read your Silly Sundays first thing on a Monday, but today I shall be heading to bed on a giggle. Totally silly, but fun.
xx
A giggle is a great way to head to bed. 🙂
love your Sunday posts ..Sandee .. be back there soon .. look out!!
Thanks Phil, I'm always honored when you comment on any of my posts. 🙂
Gotta love a church with a sense of humour. The smoking comment is my favourite.
I love that one too. So simple, but spot on. 🙂
I like the UR one.
Me too. That was most clever. 🙂