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A Male Fairy Tale:
Once upon a time, a handsome Dude asked a beautiful Blonde, “Will you marry me?”
The Blonde immediately said, “No!”
And the Dude lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles and dated thin, long-legged, full-breasted women, and hunted and fished and raced cars, and went to titty bars and dated ladies half his age and drank whiskey, beer, and Captain Morgan, and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony, and dated cheerleaders and kept his house and guns, and ate spam and potato chips and beans, and blew enormous farts, and never got cheated on while he was at work, and all his friends and family thought he was cool as heck, and he had tons of money in the bank, and left the toilet seat up.
The End.
Hat Tip: Jerry T.
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only a male would have blowing enormous farts included in his fairy tale. 🙂
But of course he would. 🙂
Heeheehee! It's a fairy tale, all right, if he ate that badly and drank that much, he wouldn't stay attractive enough to get all those women to date him.
Have a blessed and beautiful Sunday!
You've got that right. You have a blessed and beautiful Sunday too. 🙂
Did he have a happy ending?
I'm guessing he did, Joe. 🙂
That is one happy dude. Good one Sandee. Have a great Sunday.
As long as he was happy that's all that mattered. 🙂
At the end of the story, I think he will be a very lonely man.
You're probably right about that, Nancy. 🙂
This isn't a fairy tale. This is heaven. Ha,ha,ha.
Have a silly, santastic, sunny Sunday Sandee & Zane. See ya.
Cruisin Paul
It is for many men, Paul. You have a great Sunday. 🙂
Poor guy, such a boring life. 🙂
I don't think he thinks so, Ellen. 🙂
A wedding is a simultaneous funeral for two.
For many you're right. 🙂
Strange merry making male fairy!
Have a great day!
I wanted the guys to get a laugh today. 🙂
i love happy endings too.
As long as he was happy that's all that matters. 🙂
LOL! He leads a very sheltered life! I hope you had a great weekend, Sandee! 🙂
I've had a great weekend, Linda. 🙂
LMAO @ "went to titty bars" and "blew enormous farts" my hobby is blowing enormous farts 🙂
Have a farttastic SSS 🙂
You two could have a contest. Happy SSS. 🙂
I envoke the 5th amendment! 🙂 🙂 :-f :-h d-)
You go right ahead, my friend. 🙂
I read this to Russell and he almost fell off his chair laughing! Have a fantastic day! xoxo
Men kind of like this one. Not everything in this post, but most. 🙂
well guess he was happy man or was he,we will never know because its silly sunday 🙂 🙂
It is Silly Sunday indeed, Louise. 🙂
LOL I was waiting for the ground to fall out, but the conclusion of this little story actually made me smile. sometimes I think life would be easier without relationships. I know I would have a lot less stress & heart ache.
Relationships can be difficult indeed. Can't live with and can't live without. 🙂
He sounds as if he deserves himself.
He does deserve himself. You get it, Binky. 🙂
I can't figure out who was the luckier one, lolol
Well, with this guy I'm guessing the gal is the happier one. 🙂
That's hilarious. I guess the two are better off separate.
Yes, some men just need to go their own way. 🙂