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Dumb questions not to ask on a cruise ship:
Do these steps go up or down?
What do you do with the beautiful ice carvings after they melt?
Which elevator do I take to get to the front of the ship?
Does the crew sleep on the ship?
Is this island completely surrounded by water?
Does the ship make its own electricity?
Is it salt water in the toilets?
What elevation are we at?
There’s a photographer on board who takes photos and displays them the next day… the question asked…”If the pictures aren’t marked, how will I know which ones are mine?”
What time is the Midnight Buffet being served?
Hat tip: Paul of Mr. Cruiser’s Notes
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oh these are some dumb questions but funny. Have a great day.
Sometimes people don't engage their brains before opening their mouths. 🙂
LOL especially @ Does the crew sleep on the ship haha!
Have a wavetastic day Sandee :-h
That was one of the dumbest ones. 🙂
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Exactly. 🙂
Wait! They Do have an elevator that takes you to the front. Because those people got there somehow. I just haven't found it yet. I'll keep aimlessly wandering around until I find it.
big hugs xoxo
At least you're on a cruise ship. I know how much you like those cruise ships. 🙂
What great questions. They are terrific for a great laugh. AT least I laughed out loud. Sandee, you and Zane and Little Bit have a wonderful Sunday.
Yep, they are good for the laughs and then some. 🙂
Does the crew sleep onboard? Idiots are everywhere! And they reproduce.
Big hugs, honey…
Bless their hearts. Bless their hearts. 🙂
There is one question that is so stupid and it's this one. When the Captain is having his photo taken with a guest, many time some idiot will ask him, " Captain, if you are here taking this picture with me, whose driving the ship? " There are always idiots on board a ship.
Have a beautiful Sunday Sandee. See ya.
Cruisin Paul
The captain should come up with some witty response to that one. 🙂
And WOW the ship crews must get really tired of having to answer these dumb questions over and over again. 😀 Taking a cruise is on my bucket list, Sandee. Someday when I finally do it, I'll now know not to ask any of these duh questions. Thanks so much for that … and for the good laugh I had over this today. Hope you have a wonderful day! 🙂
Yet they smile and answer them. I've seen them do it more than once. I tip them very well. They work hard all day long.
You'll love being pampered on a cruise ship. 🙂
Those crack me up. I especially like the last one about what time is the midnight buffet.
Yep, midnight. Hello. 🙂
That's why i hate cruises…too many questions.
We'll not cruise again. I'd rather be on our own boat and do the work. Way more fun in my opinion. 🙂
Don't ask the question, just dip your cup and drink to see if it's salt water. Some people won't investigate for themselves and want everything spoon-fed to them.
Yep, the world is full of those kind of folks and they will buy anything you tell them. 🙁
love does the crew sleep on the ship? lmao! Happy Sunday! xoxo
When you're out to sea it's really a very dumb question. 🙂
I had to show these to my son.
:)) 😀 😕 :-SS d( y-) w-) :-h g-)
I hope he enjoyed the silliness. 🙂
Super questions serve as dumbo's guide for dum(b)mies!
Have a great Sunday!
You're spot on in your assessment. 🙂
Some of those questions really rock the boat.
Yes they do Tim, yes they do. 🙂
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Those are the very questions I would ask. I thought this was supposed to be funny. c-)
I don't buy this for a minute Odie. You're way too smart to ask any of these dumb questions. 🙂
My favourite is the "Is this island completely surrounded by water?" Gotta love it 🙂
Yes, that's a really dumb question isn't it. 🙂
Yup, and they get asked every time! Lol! Happy Sunday!
It might be all that salt air that puts their brains on hold. 🙂
And i'll bet every one has been asked by someone on a ship at one time! Heeheehee! and how awful for the people who have to answer them!
Yep, these have all been asked more than once. The folks that work the ships are awesome. 🙂
My parents LOVE cruises. I'm going to have to share this joke with them. I was also told if you call it a "boat," they correct you…but what about "The Love Boat?" 🙂
It's a ship, not a boat. It's too big to be a boat. 🙂
Hmmm… Now you have me wonderin' Sandee. After 12 years in the Navy I never thought to test if the toilet water was salty or fresh… A simple finger dip & taste would've set my mind at rest.
I'm sure you'd never do that test. I sure wouldn't. 🙂
I think some people have been spending too much time at the bar.
That's usually the case Binky. 🙂
Dear Sandee, These were fun to read. Thanks. Blessings dear friend. xoxo
Catherine
Yes, and people really have asked these questions. 🙂
You've got some doozies up there, hahaha
And there are many doozies on the ship too. 🙂
I've never been on a cruise ship, but some of those questions work elsewhere, e.g., do these steps go up or down. Lol!
You can find stupid questions anywhere. They engage the mouth before the brain ever comes into play. Bless their hearts. 🙂
The really funny part of this is people probably do ask those questions. Every one of them.
Yes, they really do ask these dumb questions Rhonda. 🙂
the crew must have a boatload of patience! Cheers!
They do Kathe, they do. I've watched them handle very trying folks and they are awesome. 🙂