Silly Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.
This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!
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If I had a pound for every girl that found me unattractive, they’d eventually find me attractive.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom, until they’re flashing behind you.
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
I’m great at multi-tasking — I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
Take my advice — I’m not using it.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years; then we met.
Hospitality is the art of making guests feel like they’re at home when you wish they were.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking.
Hat tip: Steve of bethere2day
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Great post! I like these especially – The donation towards the swimming pool, husband and wife were happy until they met and the wife with the rolling eyes.
Yes some of these are spot on. 🙂
Told Sweetie that last one, and even he agreed men are not such complex creatures, they are usually thinking about food.
Food or sex as I recall. 🙂
Those are just terrific and sure made the Mom giggle this morning. Take my advice, I'm not using it. Sandee, you and Zane have a fantastic Sunday.
Sometimes that one works for me very well. Have a great day Marg. 🙂
Absolutely great! Happy new week.
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Happy new week to you too. 🙂
Good ones! Hope you're having a wonderful weekend.
My weekend has been fabulous so far. Thank you so much. 🙂
These were too truthful to be PC.
Funny how that works. 🙂
bwa hahah these are all keepers! Have a laugh a minute day along with plenty of hugs!
You have a great day too. Enjoy your visit with friends from across the pond. 🙂
I THINK i like the last one the best. These all make e think of Henny Youngman.
Yes, he had that kind of sense of humor. I really enjoyed him. 🙂
Those are great- I love the swimming pool donation 🙂
Hey, a glass of watch would surely help. 🙂
Love them as I sit here multi-tasking. I hadn't realized how often I did that.
We women tend to multitask. Men not so much. 🙂
Never could multi-task! Isn't there some old saying in the Bible about trying to serve two masters at the same time. You have to cheat on one, or something to that affect!
Hubby can't multitask. It's one thing at a time and don't interrupt him either. 🙂
Someone in mind to blame is my fave heheh!
Have a quotetastic SSS :p
Thanks for letting me lift these from your site Steve. 🙂
These are awesome!!! LOL!
Thanks. I stole them from Steve from across the pond. 🙂
These are fantastic, dear Sandee!!! Thank you so much! 🙂
You're most welcome Linda. Hope you're having a great day. 🙂
I sense very dark cynicsm here,
Your senses are working very well, as usual. 🙂
These are just too funny. Hope you had a great day
I've had a great day. Time to read my book for a bit. 🙂
I think too many have stopped to think and have never restarted.
Oh that's the truth. 🙂
These are brilliant! I'm not sure which is my favorite, but that restart might be it.
Big hugs, honey…
These are pretty good and I've not heard most of them. 🙂
when tempting to fight fire with fire ..remember the fire department usually uses water…
Light travels faster than sound thats why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
Yes on both counts. Good ones.
It's always good to get a visit and a comment from you Phil. 🙂
Ha ha…. like that one about multi-tasking.
I can do that too. Very well. 🙂
Brilliant. Love the rolling eyes one.
Me too. Being silly is pretty easy for me. 🙂