Silly Sunday

silly-sunday-badge-250-transparent-150x150Silly Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Paraprosdokians

If I had a pound for every girl that found me unattractive, they’d eventually find me attractive.

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom, until they’re flashing behind you.

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

I’m great at multi-tasking — I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

Take my advice — I’m not using it.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years; then we met.

Hospitality is the art of making guests feel like they’re at home when you wish they were.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking.

Hat tip: Steve of bethere2day

1. Comedy Plus
2. bethere2day
3. BFDude
4. messymimi
5. Jeanne Foguth
6. Purrseidon
7. Cranky
8. Woodsterman
9. Rhonda Albom

42 thoughts on “Silly Sunday

  1. Nancy Chan says:

    Great post! I like these especially – The donation towards the swimming pool, husband and wife were happy until they met and the wife with the rolling eyes.

  2. Marg says:

    Those are just terrific and sure made the Mom giggle this morning. Take my advice, I'm not using it. Sandee, you and Zane have a fantastic Sunday.

  3. Ron Russell says:

    Never could multi-task! Isn't there some old saying in the Bible about trying to serve two masters at the same time. You have to cheat on one, or something to that affect!

  4. Phils Phun says:

    when tempting to fight fire with fire ..remember the fire department usually uses water…
    Light travels faster than sound thats why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

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