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The Divorce:
A comely redhead was thrilled to have obtained a divorce and dazzled by the skill and virtuosity of her lawyer, not to mention his healthy income and good looks. In fact, she realized, she had fallen head over heals in love with him, even though he was a married man.
‘Oh, Sam,’ she sobbed at the conclusion of the trial, ‘isn’t there some way we can be together, the way we were meant to be?’
Taking her by the shoulders, Sam proceeded to scold her, ‘Snatched drinks in grimy bars on the edge of town, lying on the phone, hurried meetings in sordid motels rooms – is that really what you want for us?’
‘No, no…’ she sobbed, heartsick.
‘Oh,’ said the lawyer. ‘Well, it was just a suggestion.’
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11. Annie 12. ZoePhee 13. Barb 14. Ann 15. Mail4Rosey 16. Nancy Chan 17. Cruisin’ Paul 18. Jean R. 19. Kathe W. 20. MartiDIY |
21. Tony McGurk 22. Jean(ie) 23. Cody 24. Kismet 25. Traveling Bells 26. Stephanie 27. Anne 28. Bearman 29. Binky |
LOL! That was too funny!
So attorney like. 🙂
Toss that one back, too, honey. srsly.
Have yourselves a delightful day, hon. And relax, because you got a good one! 😉
big hugs xoxo
I do have a good one and I know it. You have one too. 🙂
he might be a good lawyer but what a scum bag….lol
Yep, at least he's good at something. 🙂
LMAO Well she took his reply the wrong way haha!
Have a Suggestivetastic Silly Sunday Sandee (or in short "SSSS*) :-h
Yep, he's got something entirely different on his mind. 🙂
Can't blame a man for trying, right? lol Oh my.
And many try this very thing. 🙂
Lol! A silly Sunday joke! Have an interesting Sunday!
Yes, it's perfect for Silly Sunday. 🙂
Run, lady, it's not his first rodeo! Have a great Silly Sunday!
You are spot on. He's done this many times before. 🙂
Sounds like a plan to me.
Yep, but will she go for it. 🙂
Get a new divorce lawyer who will new what to do. LOL
Have a brilliant Sunday Sandee. See ya.
Cruisin Paul
Too late now the divorce is over. 🙂
"It was just a suggestion." Too funny. I wonder how many divorce lawyers do get involved with their clients.
Many do. I worked with lawyers all the time while I was working and bless their hearts. There are some good ones though. 🙂
Oh hahah What did she expect? Have a lovely Sunday!
I would have expected exactly that. She knew he was married too so they are both not worth ones time. 🙂
LOL, the poor maligned lawyer.
Yes, the poor lawyer. 🙂
Nothing about divorce is funny! It is however well worth the cost.
Exactly what my husband says. He had an awful divorce. Awful. 🙂
LOL!!! Sandee, thanks so much for making me laugh! 🙂
You're most welcome Linda. 🙂
Ha!!! At least he tried.
Ummm… Well you know what I'm like Sandee… I cancelled my hosting account for The Tony Files & decided to stick with my comic site. Can you delete my link & I'll re-post my SS Joke when I get home from work this afternoon & re-link. Sorry for the inconvenience
Not a problem Tony. It's been deleted. That explains why the account was suspended. 🙂
For once the lawyer told the truth! Lol! Happy Sunday!
Yep, they usually do if you listen carefully. 🙂
LOL LOL LOL!!
xoxo
Attorney's are grand fun. They really are. 🙂
Laughing…I'm with Jean, although I was thinking, at least he told her the truth. Silly Lady.
Have a great day Sandee.
"Big hugs"
P.S. I posted your song, although I couldn't find the correct link, so I posted the closest one I could find. Will post a link to "Silly Sunday" soon.
I went over and listened to it again. That's close enough. I did leave the link in my comment for you. I guess it didn't work. 🙂
Hint, hint. Sounds like a plan to me.
It's a plan and we don't know if she went for it or not. 🙂
That's how I normally live c-)
Does your wife know? I'm not thinking she does. 🙂
Bwahahahahahahaha!!!! 🙂 :-f :-h d-)
That's what I said too Mike. 🙂
The truth was probably a new concept for that lawyer! Ha.
Thanks for the Sunday smiles.
Big hugs from soggy nawth jawjah, honey…
Yep, they can deal in untruths very often. They always have a slant on most everything. 🙂
And to him, that sounded great…men!
Of course it did. 🙂
I need to remember to do this each week. I am ready for Aw…Monday too! Had to say hi and tell you I am always having fun over here. Enjoy your week.
You can do whatever you want. I always appreciate those that play along though . 🙂
He had to ask
Yep, of course he did. 🙂
I guess she's not for him.
I think she is, it's the terms he needs to work out. 🙂
Gotta give him credit for trying . . . or not.
He's probably tried this many times before her too. 😉