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St. Peter:
St. Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.
“Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life?”
“I was a policeman,” he responded.
“What kind of policeman?” St Peter asked.
“I was a vice officer. I kept dangerous narcotics out of the hands of kids.”
“Wonderful my son, welcome to heaven. Pass through the gates.”
A few moments later a second man walks up.
“Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life?”
“I was a policeman,” he responded.
“What kind of policeman?” St Peter asked.
“I was a traffic officer. I kept the roads and highways safe for travelers.”
“Well done. Pass through the gates into paradise.”
A few moments later a third man walks up.
“Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life?”
“I was a policeman,” he responded.
“What kind of policeman?” St Peter asked.
“I was a Military Policeman, Sir.”
“Excellent my son, I’ve gotta take a leak, watch the gate will ya?”
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Well, somebody's gotta do it! Have a peachy keen day, Sandee! xoxo
Yep, they do get stuck at those gates don't they. 🙂
I don't get it. Sorry. Maybe I should go to sleep, it's late. I can read it again tomorrow.
MPs usually work at the gates. It's what many do. 🙂
Okay. I didn't get it either!
You have to have a bit of knowledge about MPs and then it makes sense. They do the guard shacks often. 🙂
Sounds like it wasn't a good day for policmen and even worse if you were a military policeman
Yep, I hate to be stuck at a gate all day. 🙂
An MP's work is never done! Heeheehee!
Not if there is a gate involved. 🙂
lol just can't get a break! 🙂
Not one bit. 🙂
Good one Sandee. Poor policeman. He can't win. Sandee, you and Zane and little Bit have a great day.
You and your babies have a great day too Marg. 🙂
Oh Rhonda (above) thanks for your honesty. I don't get it either. But I've only been up five minutes so…..
MPs work gates. It's just what they do. 🙂
The problem was that the Military Policeman was a blonde that's why it's confusing to understand. Ha,ha,ha.
Enjoy this beautiful Sunday Sandee. See ya.
Cruisin Paul
Well, I got it but it appears that some didn't. 🙂
Hahaaa…after all, this is Silly Sunday! Have a wonderful Sunday, Sandee!
Being silly is what I love to do Nancy. 🙂
To protect and to serve forever?! Love this, my 11 year old son and I got a good laugh out of this today! Thanks 🙂
Yep, pretty much it in a nutshell. 🙂
Saints take leaks?
Apparently they do. Who knew. 🙂
Well that MP came in handy LOL
Have a sillytastic day Sande g-)
Got there just in time Steve. 🙂
good one! I got it! Cheers!
I knew you would Kathe. 🙂
A lot of Policemen died that day…
Way too many. It's happening here almost everyday. 🙁
Just in time for St Peter 🙂
Just in time indeed. 🙂
I should've asked if there are Depends in heaven 😉
I'll bet you can get anything you want in heaven. 🙂
Damn straight (oh, am I still allowed to say that? ). Good MP
You can still say that. 🙂
Good one!!!!!! 🙂
Thanks Mike. 🙂
Oh, my!!! LOL!!!! Hilarious, Sandee! Thank you so much for sharing and a heartfelt thanks, as well, for including my blog link in your post today. 🙂 I really appreciate your kindness.
I thought so too. Your blog always qualifies for Silly Sunday. 🙂
I didn't get it at first, either, but after reading the comments, I see!
You have to know about MPs to get this for sure. 🙂
Ya still have to go to the bathroom in Heaven? Dang.
It's a huge disappointment right? 🙂
haha! someone has to man the gate 🙂 and there he is, an MP 🙂
Have a blessed week Sandee!
And who better than an MP.
Have a blessed week too my friend. 🙂
So funny! Any insights into what a coast guard police officer would do? Still guarding gates?? My brother is headed in that direction so I'm curious. ;P
I'm not sure of all the things they do, but there is a lot they do. 🙂