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The Redneck Lawsuit:
Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, “Is it true theys suin them cigarette companies fer causin people to git cancer ?”
“Yes, Bubba, sure is true,” responded the lawyer.
“And now someone is suin them fast food restaurants Fer makin ’em fat an cloggin their arteries with all them burgers an fries, is that true, Mista Lawyer?”
“Sure is, Bubba.”
“And that lady sued McDonalds for millions when she was gittin that hot coffee that she ordered?”
“Yep.”
“And that football player sued that university when he gradiated and still couldn’t read?”
“That’s right,” said the lawyer.”
“But why are you asking?”
“Well, I was thinkin . … what I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser fer all them ugly women I slept with?”
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Based on his logic and examples, I would imagine he might win. LOL
In America you just never know about these things. 🙂
LMAO I say to him, good luck with that one haha!
Have a suetastic Silly Sunday Sandee :-h
Well, we are talking about the U.S. of A. Weirdness prevails here. 🙂
Anything is worth a try. That seems to be how things work any more
It sure does Ann, it sure does. 🙂
Ha, delightful read that.
Thank you. 🙂
Oh my goodness, looks like people can be used for just about almost anything! Thanks, Sandee for a silly Sunday joke!
Here it's the norm Nancy. We are a sue happy country. 🙂
It's just not Budweiser's fault, lol
I agree Rose. It's his fault. 🙂
It's is crazy scary that anyone can sue anyone for anything at any time. Scarier still is how often rediculous wins.
Have yourself a lovely day! xoxo
I agree Barb. We are such a sue happy nation. It's frightening. 🙂
Just one more thing to sue about. There is always something. Sandee, you have a fantastic day along with Zane and Little Bit.
Yep, it's a crazy world out there and it gets crazier every day. 🙂
Heeheehee! And probably!
More than likely. It's frightening isn't it. 🙂
With the right jury pool, he would win! Hahaha. Thanks for the chuckles.
Big hugs, honey…
Oh let's not even get started with the jury pool. 🙂
Hey Bubba, go for it and now before you sleep with another woman, check on blondes first. Ha,ha,ha.
Have a brilliant Sunday Sandee and I love blondes as you know. Heh,heh,heh. See ya my wonderful friend.
Cruisin Paul
Well, why not Paul. Blondes rock. 🙂
Why bless his heart, he should sue Budweiser! LOL
Budweiser has too many high priced lawyers. 🙂
Yea, possible. But he'd lose the countersuit, of the girls suing budwieser for sleeping with him. Yep, indeed, gol'darnit.
The girls may have a better chance at winning. I agree. 🙂
And he just might win. LOL Thanks Sandee for this fun laugh and for hosting Silly Sunday. Hope you have a marvelous day! 🙂
In this crazy world you never know Marcia. 🙂
He should be thankin Budweiser for making it possible.
I agree Joe. He's not looking at this the right way. Not at all. 🙂
No, Bubba, you can't. You could try suing your neighbor, Billy Bob, who makes your moonshine for that. No jury would award you anything against Budweiser. Even they can see that Bud is too classy for you to have used.
I tend to agree with you here Kismet. 🙂
oh hahah silly Bubba- have a wonderful Sunday!
Bubba isn't the brightest candle in the box. 🙂
All blamin` our failures on something/someone else.
xoxo
Yep, I've been watching this happen for years. Many just don't take any responsibility at all. 🙂
Keep the lawyers busy and make them happy with all kinds of suits.
Have a great day!
This is true and when stuff runs out the attorney's look for some other angle. 🙂
One smart redneck. I bet he wins, too.
He probably will the way things go here. Bless his heart. 🙂
Ha! Suing for beer goggles? Sorry. No harm, no foul, Bubba. Now let's talk about my fee for this consultation 😉
Bwahahahahaha. You crack me up. 🙂
LOL!!! This is a good one, Sandee! 🙂
Well, at least it's silly Linda. 🙂
hahaha!! but in America-anything can happen..am I right Sandee?
You are right Rocks, it's most crazy here. 🙂
I think they should be suing you.
Me? Why? I wasn't even there. 🙂