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The Parachute Club!
Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn’t do something useful with my time. She suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys. I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a parachute club.
She said “Are you nuts? You’re almost 72 years old and you’re going to start jumping out of airplanes again?”
I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.
She said to me, “For heaven’s sake, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!”
I’m in trouble again and don’t know what to do! I signed up for five jumps a week!
Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier.
Hat tip: Linda W.
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LMAO I take it she won't get a refund =p~
Have a jumptastic SSS (h)
Nope, I'm guessing no refund either. 🙂
I bet in the future his daughter doesn't bug him about not doing anything 🙂
I'm pretty sure of that too Ann. 🙂
Oh goodness, too funny. Guess I had better take my glasses wherever I go. Sandee, you and Zane have yourselves a great Sunday.
I know I need my glasses for everything too Marg. 🙂
Heeheehee! Never sign up until you read the fine print. Have a blessed and beautiful Sunday!
And the older I get the harder that is to do, even with my glasses. 🙂
Love it! 🙂
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Me too. 🙂
It will be easier for her now. Ha,ha,ha.
Have a sunny Sunday Sandee & Zane. See ya.
Cruisin Paul
I hope so, but I wonder.
Have a sunny Sunday too Paul. 🙂
Time for a new eyeglass prescription.
Either that or take them with you wherever you go. 🙂
Go with the Flo.
This is one flo I would rather pass on. 🙂
to silly for words! bwa hahah! Cheers and hugs!
Well it is Silly Sunday. Big hugs back. 🙂
Ha ha ha! What a joke!
I was feeling a bit twisted when I found that one. 🙂
We have a lot of adventures when our sight starts failing. 🙂
Isn't that the truth and not all of them as scary as this one. 🙂
Buy some Cialis.
That's a lot of jumps per week. Will it work? 🙂
That was funny.
I thought so too, but I'm old with poor eyesight so it was even more funny to me. 🙂
Is there really a difference between jumping out of planes or into the bed of a stranger?
Big difference Ron, bit difference. 🙂
ROFL mom laughed and laughed :-d
I did too, but when we get older we can relate to some of this very easily. 🙂
Absolutely hilarious, Sandee! Thank you so much for making my day! 🙂
I thought so too Linda. You're most welcome. 🙂
Too funny!!! 😀
And silly too. It's Silly Sunday after all. 🙂
Hi Sandee, a perfect giggle for first thing on a Monday Morning! It has got me a little worried though, my Mum has been in the UK for a few weeks; I just hope she hasn't signed up for any form of jumping!
Wishing you a Happy Monday!
xx
I'm sure she hasn't. Your mum is fine. 🙂
That's a wild senior's center.
Very wild. 🙂
LOL – at least she will have a steady income.
The price is pretty high though. 🙂