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Still Single
Fred is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, “Why aren’t you married? Can’t you find a woman who will be a good wife?”
Fred replied, “Actually, I’ve found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn’t like them.”
His friend thinks for a moment and says, “I’ve got the perfect solution, just find a blonde who’s just like your mother.”
A few months later they meet again and his friend says, “Did you find the perfect blonde? Did your mother like her?”
With a frown on his face, Fred answers, “Yes, I found the perfect blonde. She was just like my mother. You were right, my mother liked her very much.”
The friend said, “Then what’s the problem?”
Fred replied, “My father doesn’t like her.”
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LOL he will never win
Have a fantabulous Sunday Sandee :-h
No he won't Steve. 🙂
Well, bless his heart, he'll be single for quite a while.
Have a funtabulous Sundee, Sandee! big hugs xoxo
As long as he listens to his parents he'll be single. 🙂
my ex husband's name is Fred and I'm thinking he should have listened to his mother before he married me…..lol
You crack me up Ann. I think you're wonderful. 🙂
That poor guy just can't win. Hope he finds someone. Sandee, you and Little Bit have a fantastic day.
Nope, he'll never win Marg. 🙂
Methinks he won't hear any wedding bells evah, poor thang.
Happy Sunday. Stay warm. Big hugs, honey…
Not with parents like that. 🙂
It seems that it will be a long time. At 32, he's still looking for parental' approval?
Weird isn't it. Yes it is. Not worth marrying if you ask me. 🙂
Who would want to marry a man over 30 who still lets him momma rule his life? Great punch line, though.
I've not a clue Jean. 🙂
Heeheehee! That figures!
Yep, he needs to make his own decisions. 🙂
Yep. You can't please everyone all the time. 🙂 Have a great Sunday, Sandee and thanks very much for the laugh. 🙂
And parents can be very picky can't they. 🙂
Very funny, but better advise would be "Grow Some stones!"
I agree with you Joe. 🙂
Sandee,
Thank you for always dropping by and leaving encouraging comments!
Enjoy your Sunday!!
You are most welcome Michelle. 🙂
Father knows best … c-)
Probably both of them know best. 🙂
poor guy……bwa hahahah guess he's stuck!
Yep, single forever. 🙂
I've been married for 23 years and the wife still likes me. How the heck did I pull that off???
Well, sometimes we marry the right people. I did too. 🙂
That's too funny!! Poor Dad. Laughing…Have a wonderful Sunday Sandee!
Love to you-
Ann
Poor mom and dad. You have a wonderful Sunday too honey. ♥♥♥
Ha ha ha ha!!!!!!! I didn't see that coming! My dad would have loved that one!
Yep, this one is universal in many marriages. 🙂
Time to get new parents.
Either that or quit listening to their advice. 🙂
I guess he'll remain single all his life..except when one of the parents is gone 🙂
Happy Monday (at least here in my part of the world) Sandee!!
Yep, there's that Rocks. 🙂
Too much like mother
Well dad knows what he likes and what he doesn't like. 🙂
LOL back to the drawing board 🙂
Yep, but I don't think there is any pleasing either of his parents. 🙂
*snort*
Some parents can be so trying. 🙂
d-) Maybe he is a lucky guy 😛
Perhaps so Laika. 🙂