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The New Pastor?
A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his parishioners. All went well until he came to one house.
It was obvious that someone was home, but no one came to the door even after he had knocked several times.
Finally, he took out his card, wrote on the back “Revelation 3:20 ” and stuck it in the door.
The next day, as he was counting the offering he found his card in the collection plate. Below his message was notation “Genesis 3:10”.
Revelation 3:20 reads: “Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If any man hear my voice, and opens the door, I will come in to him, and will dine with him, and he with me.”
Genesis 3:10 reads: “And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked.”
Hat tip: Just Out
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:>) Someone has a bible and knows how to use it
Yes indeed Ann. 🙂
Heeheehee! Bet he's glad the person didn't answer. Have a blessed Sunday!
Sometimes you just have to ignore the doorbell. 🙂
LOL good job he got no answer he would have seen the naked truth ;-(
Have a nakedtastic SSS 🙂
Naked truth can be a good thing and then again not so much. 🙂
Hi Sandee, answering the door naked would have been one sure way of making the pastor think twice about knocking in the future! Thank you for the giggle!
xx
Yep, just bypass that house altogether. 🙂
Good one Sandee, very cute. Sandee, you and Zane have a wonderful day.
Thanks Marg, you have a wonderful day too. 🙂
Love this one. Not every well intended visit is accompanied by good timing. :-d
This is very true. Very true. 🙂
That pastor now wishes if that lady of the house would have opened the door. I wonder what bible reading would he have left after seeing her nude. Hubba hubba.
Have a nude Sunday Sandee & Zane. Hubba, hubba. See ya.
Cruisin Paul
Well, that all depends on what the lady of the house looks like. Some are not to be seen naked. 🙂
very good! I had to send it to one of my church going relatives- they had to laugh also! Cheers! Have a great day!
You have a great day too Kathe. 🙂
These days, he'd have to cite the Koran also.
Not going to happen at my house. 🙂
Hilarious, and perfect for a Sunday! Thank you so much, Sandee! 🙂
You're most welcome Linda. 🙂
One of the best reasons not to answer the door! Must send this on
Funny how you can get into the shower and either the phone or the doorbell rings. Happens so very often. 🙂
Ha Ha Sandee, This is a good one! I must also learn how to use the bible to communicate.
Yes, it's important to be specific at times. 🙂
We've all been in that situation!
Yes and many times. 🙂
Funny, good choice for a Sunday 🙂
I thought so too. 🙂
LOL… x-)
I thought so too Michelle. 🙂
LOL! I've always feared that I would be in that sort of situation or that the maintenance guy would unlock my door and be at the wrong apartment! 😀
Oh that would be awful. Yikes. 🙂
Please tell me this is a true story.
I haven't a clue if it's a true story, but it could be. 🙂
That's a knee-sleeper! Loved that response!
I loved it too Jean(ie). 🙂
Hope y'all had fun in the big city today.
We all had fun. The trip into the city was stressful, but we had a great time. 🙂
Austin 3:16 says…wait, different thing.
Much different thing. 🙂
I guess that's a decent excuse.
It's ironic though isn't it. Yes it is. 🙂
Funny!
Thanks Allison. 🙂