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Thirty Three Years, 2 Months and 8 Days:
A 65 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked, “Is my time up?”
God said, “No, you have another 33 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.”
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, “I thought you said I had another 33 years? Why didn’t you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?”
God replied: “I didn’t recognize you!”
Hat tip: Linda W.
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Ha, that much surgery surely could make folks look entirely different. 😉
Yep, it sure can. 🙂
LOL it was the teeth whitening she would have been recognised if she could have just resisted that ring of confidence gleam
Have a faceliftlesstastic day Sandee :-h
Could be true Steve. We'll probably never know. 🙂
Lol! All the surgery and make up have all gone to waste!
Yes it was a waste. 🙂
Well bugger… She didn't even get to take it out for a spin first? :(( hahahaha!
Happy Sundee, Sandee! big hugs xoxo
That's wrong on so many levels too. 🙂
aw that's a shame that she spent the last days of her life in a hospital…lol
That too Ann. Not a good way. 🙂
That is terrific. Too funny. A good lesson for all of us.Sandee, you and Zane and Little Bit have a fantastic day.
Very ironic isn't it Marg. You have a fantastic day too. 🙂
Another laugh-out-loud story. I so admire people who can write things like this.
I so admire them too Jean. 🙂
She must have been a ditzy blonde. Had to be. Ha,ha,ha.
Have a wonderful Sunday Sandee. See ya my good friend.
Cruisin Paul
Perhaps Paul. You're probably right. 🙂
All that pain and no fun. Bugger. Good one!
Big hugs from hawt nawth Jawjah, honey…
Yep, she should have told God what she was going to do. 🙂
just goes to show you that it's better to accept what happens as time goes on…..silly woman! Have a great day-!
Yep, it is what it is isn't it. 🙂
To quote the movie "Some like it Hot",
"Nobody's Perfect".
This is true Kismet. 🙂
Don't mess with God!
Ever. I agree Joe. 🙂
Oh My! This one made me laugh. But, there is also a bit of irony, too.
xoxo
A lot of irony if you ask me. 🙂
That's why I don't color my beard.
Good idea Tim. 🙂
Poor lady LOL :((
Wags from Laika & Vaks.
Scritches to Laika and Vaks. 🙂
Didn't recognize her. LOL. Love it! Thanks Sandee! Hope you're having an excellent weekend! 😀
We're on our boat and it's not blazing hot today. It's a great weekend. 🙂
Ah, irony in it's finest! Thanks for a good laugh to start my day off right. Have a great one yourself!
Have a great day Jen. 🙂
Heeheehee! He must have thought she looked fine the way she was!
Sometimes you need to just be yourself. 🙂
Haha! Yet another reason not to have plastic surgery.
Well, when you''re young all is good. A little touch up doesn't hurt when you're older. 🙂
Oh………….LOL!!! 🙂 🙂
Pretty messy indeed. 🙂
Must be some great doctors in that hospital. LOL.
Mostly you look the same only younger. Appears not to be the case here. 🙂
Ha! A cautionary tale for moderation.
Yes indeed. 🙂
That was a great one. Reminds me a little of Joan Rivers. c-)
Yep, she had a great surgeon right to the end. 🙂
Haha, bet she didn't like that!
Not one bit Sarah. 🙂
Too much of a good thing I guess.
Way too much of a good thing. 🙂