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Book Report:
The students at a local college were assigned to read two books, “Titanic” and “My Life” by Bill Clinton, and to write book reports. One student turned in the following book report; with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.
Titanic: Cost = $29.99
Clinton: Cost = $29.99
Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read
Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe
Titanic: Jack is a starving artist
Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist
Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar
Clinton: Ditto for Bill
Titanic: During the ordeal, Rose’s dress gets ruined
Clinton: Ditto for Monica’s
Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit
Clinton: Let’s not go there
Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry
Clinton: Monica is forced to return her gifts
Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life
Clinton: Clinton doesn’t remember anything
Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen
Clinton: Monica.. Ooh, let’s not go there, either
Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary; basically the same thing.
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Yep, they do sound like pretty similar stories 🙂
Yes they are very similar aren't they. 🙂
LMAO brilliant comparisons, Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen let's not go there…ooooh pardon lmao
Have a titanictastic SSS :-f
Let's not go there indeed. 🙂
Titanic: There is no sequal
Clinton: Hillary is trying to, Oh please, let's not go there.
I agree, no more Clinton's and no more Bush's. 🙂
I'd give the student an A++ for the truth or an A+++++ to Monica.
Have a wonderful Sunday Sandee & Zane. See ya.
Cruisin Paul
That will work Paul. 🙂
He's a smart kid, he deserved the A+! Have a great Silly Sunday!
I agree that he's a very smart kid. 🙂
haha love it
I love it too. 🙂
Hah! I'd would have given him an A+ also! Let's hope there isn't a Clinton sequel. Wishing you and Zane a very lovely day!
And especially not this lying Clinton. 🙂
HAHA! A plus work here if you ask my opinion!!
This guy has a real sense of politics too. 🙂
No wonder Bill wants back in the White House again. This time his wife will be preoccupied.
Who would touch her? 🙂
The student deserved the A+ for such a good report! Ha ha!
He sure did Nancy. 🙂
Well done, I'd give him an A+ also.
He's brilliant if you ask me. 🙂
There are a lot of similarities…
Yes there are. 🙂
Well I'm just speechless :)) :)) :)) :-h d-)
I just laughed. 🙂
Well that was hysterical and well done. I sure got a good laugh out of that. Sandee, you and Zane have a fantastic Sunday.
Very well done. I love how some folks can tell a tale so very well. 🙂
Oh my gosh, that is hilarious!!! LMAO!
It's an old one, but a good one. 🙂
Similar indeed! LOL! 🙂
Scarily so. 🙂
"Let's not go there." Ha!
Let's not. 🙂
Ohhh, too good!
Someone has a wicked sense of humor. 🙂
Ha ha ha the last two are HYSTERICAL!!!!!!!!
Yes they are aren't they. 🙂
OMG I AM DYING LAUGHING!!!! xoxo catchatwithcarenandcody
I did too. 🙂
You and Driller both nailed it! Brilliant. Just brilliant. He deserved that A+ for sure.
Big hugs, honey…
It is brilliant isn't it. Spot on too. 🙂
Marvelous comparison …
I agree. 🙂
But the Titanic journey only lasted a couple of days.
Yes and the other one just won't go away. 🙂
A well deserved A.
Yes indeed Rhonda. 🙂
I'd give that student an A.
Most of us would. 🙂