Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.
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Jesus and the Devil
Jesus and the devil were arguing over which one of them was the better computer programmer.
“I am!” Jesus shouted.
“No, I am!” the devil countered.
“I am!”
“I am!”
“Me!”
“No, me!”
“EEEEEEENOUGH!” God bellowed, and the whole universe disappeared into darkness. When the lights came back on, two computers were sitting in front of them. God said “Now, whoever makes the best computer program in twenty minutes wins.”
Jesus and the devil both sat down, typing and clicking furiously. This went on for about 15 minutes, but then there was a power failure, and everything went dark. When everything came back up again, the computer screens were both blank.
The devil tried in vain to get back everything he had lost. He came up empty-handed.
Jesus pressed one key and it all came back.
The devil looked at him in astonishment. “No way! How did you do that?!”
Jesus turned to him and smiled, and said, “Everybody knows Jesus saves.”
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Ha Ha!!! That's a good one Sandee, even made Michelle smile. I started my Bible Toons back up again & am going to post one each Sunday.
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Thank for linking up Tony. You are most welcome. I love all your cartoons as you well know. 🙂
didn't see it coming.
I didn't either Joe. That's why I liked it so much. 🙂
LOL that was a clever joke I didn't see it coming either, loved this bit "typing and clicking furiously. LMAO
Have a furiouslytastic day Sandee :-h
It seemed perfect for Silly Sunday.
You have a fuiouslytastic day too Steve. 🙂
LOL that's a good one and so true. The devil should have seen that coming 🙂
I agree Ann, I agree. 🙂
haha! yes, indeedy!
Have a super Sundee, Sandee! big hugs xoxo
You have a super Sunday too Barb. Scritches to the babies. 🙂
Um, yes. The church lady is a bit nonplussed! Heeheehee!
Yes indeed. 🙂
I think that God had a hand in it. Have a wonderful Sunday Sandee and say hi to Zane & Little Bit. See ya.
Cruisin' Paul
You're probably right Paul. Are you packed for your cruise yet? 🙂
Jesus Saves and Devil deletes. Good one!
Have a great Sunday!
Pretty much it my friend. 🙂
I probably should have seen that one coming, but didn't. 🙂 Great joke, Sandee. Hope you're having a marvelous weekend and that today will be more of the same!
I should have seen it coming too, but I didn't.
You have a wonderful Sunday too. 🙂
Now that one is a good laugh. Thanks for making me smile today. Happy Sunday to you and Zane and Hugs to Little Bit
You are most welcome Marg. Give all the babies scritches from me and Little Bit. 🙂
oh bwa hahahah so silly….Have a savoury Sunday! and bigger hugs to you, Zane and especially Little Bit!
Thanks Kathe. This joke is kind of corny, but it's Silly Sunday so it's all good. Scritches to Miss Lucy. 🙂
Great punch line! Had me laughing out loud.
I thought so too Jean. 🙂
A religious joke. Cute! I've noticed good always prevails in religious jokes. I don't think the devil ever wins!
There is so much negative anymore that some good is a breath of fresh air. 🙂
Abso-toot-ly. That's a good one.
Happy Sunday. Big hugs and scritches to LB, honey…
Yes, this is a good one. You have a happy Sunday too. Scritches to your hard working babies. 🙂
Good thing too … c-)
Very good thing Odie. Get well soon my friend. 🙂
He he =))
I thought it was cute. 🙂
Sandee, thank you for your input on my post. Greatly appreciated!!
Yes, Jesus saves!
I love your site Michelle and everything works just fine. 🙂
thanks Sandee greetings from a very warm land down under
You're most welcome Phil. I always enjoy my weekly visit to your place. It does take me an hour or more to get through all your content though. Most enjoyable. 🙂
Smart people make backups!
Yep, this is very true Binky. 🙂
LOL, this is hilarious and clever.
Yes on both counts Rhonda. 🙂
Indeed. LOL!!
Jesus saves indeed. 🙂
Save! save! save!! I always remind my self to do that because I know how frustrating it can be when you're working long hours and then boom! everything turns blank. Jesus is smart! 🙂
Have a wonderful day!
Yes, Jesus is smart. 🙂
Oh, I know this is supposed to be fun but I'm right here tearing up. Because yeah, Jesus saves. Not just computer files but all of us.
But yes, after I'm over the emotional part, I had a good laugh. 😀 Nice!
I know Jesus saves, but I just love that he bested the devil yet again. 🙂