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God’s Plan for Aging
Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys and other things thus doing more walking. And God looked down and saw that it was good.
Then God saw there was another need. In His wisdom He made seniors lose coordination so they would drop things requiring them to bend, reach and stretch. And God looked down and saw that it was good.
Then God considered the function of bladders and decided seniors would have additional calls of nature requiring more trips to the bathroom, thus providing more exercise. God looked down and saw that it was good.
So if you find as you age, you are getting up and down more, remember it’s God’s will. It is all in your best interest even though you mutter under your breath.
Nine Important Facts To Remember As We Grow Older:
Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
Life is sexually transmitted.
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky panky, and they can’t tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
In the 60’s, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today may be a burning issue tomorrow.
Please share this wisdom with others while I go to the bathroom.
Hat tip: Jerry T.
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LOL I enjoyed that and most of it is true in one way or another number 6 was my favourite heheh!
Well I must go take my vitamins before i need to use the loo [-(
Have an agetastic SSS :>)
Life has some funny twists and turns Steve. 🙂
LOL Number 5 reminds me of when we got our first computer and had it hooked up to the internet.
Happy Sunday
Happy Sunday to you too Ann. Enjoy your vacation. 🙂
Heeheehee! The extra moving is good for me, eh? Have a blessed and beautiful Sunday!
I get a lot of extra moving. 🙂
Wisdom and Knowledge are good.
Yes they are Timothy. 🙂
Those are all so good and so true. Lots of exercise being old. Keeps the old body up and running. Sandee, you and Zane have a most wonderful day. If I disappear, it is because my computer has finally given up the ghost. A new one is in the shadows.
I hope you get your computer issues fixed soon Marg. 🙂
I guess MaryLou had better make a sandwich because I got that gleam in my eyes. Hubba, hubba.
Sandee, you check Zane's eyes or see if he's hungry. Ha,ha,ha. See ya my friends.
Cruisin Paul
No Zane was just hungry Paul. 🙂
Mark Twain told a story of a man who went to the doctor feeling poorly. Doc told him to quit smoking, man said I've never smoked. Doc told him to stop drinking, man said I've never drank. Doc said you need 8 hours of sleep, man said always have. Doc observed that the an was not overweight and declared, "You're like a sinking ship with no cargo to throw overboard.
Bwahahahahahahahaha. I've not heard that one. 🙂
Make him a sandwich? Wouldn't that be cannibalism if I ate it?
I don't want to eat my husband. You crack me up. 🙂
snort snicker….too funny honey! xoxo
Have a great vacation my friend. 🙂
LOL!!! Death is the #1 killer in the world! That had me rolling on the floor, Sandee! 🙂
Well, you have to admit it is the #1 killer. 🙂
I have got to try #5 and get my hubby online.
Well, I think that's about right. 🙂
I like your facts, Sandee. I like the way 'old men' can't tell his urges apart. And that there are two major ones. Guess then we should choose one wisely, depending on what kind of cook we want, one who likes to cook or NOT.
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BTW, Modesto weather is hotter than Houston right now!!
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We are starting to get In 'n' out here now. But I've never had them. We do have quite a few "Five Guys", my first one to visit was in London. They had a line halfway up the block beside the building.
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I think those two urges are for young men too. 🙂
It is supposed to be 101 degrees today. That is mighty hot. 🙂
Try the Double Double Jim. It is very good. 🙂
HaHaHaHaHa! My hubby and I are cracking up here. Oh my goodness, where did you find this? It is hysterical! We are smiling on our way to use the bathroom! I am checking in because you know me and Aw…Mondays! I am ready to link up! Have a great week my friend. Stay cool and remember you are well loved for making so many so happy here! Hugs and Blessings!
What a lovely comment. Thank you so much. You've made my day. Hugs back. 🙂
Hi Sandee, I knew there was good reason for old age 'ailments'. I don't know what my parents are moaning about, I'll be reminding them that it's for their own good!
Love your facts, will be making the hubby a sarnie from now on!
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It slow going at times. That is what we are moaning about most of the time. 🙂
LOL – loved the tips at the end. My favorite is number four about men's motives.
I still think this applies to young men too and perhaps they would pass on the sandwich. 🙂
Ha ha now I know seniors have to keep on exercising. No. 5 is so true..get them hooked on the internet! Lol!
Yep, it happens just that simply. 🙂
Haha on #5 That darn internet, it sucks us all in. I think I will need to look on the whole dropping, bladder and other aging issues as a gift from God, right? Might make for a better line for explaining when those gifts from God end up splattered on the floor….
That's the way I'm looking at it. I'm on the right side of the dirt. 🙂
Aging is tough but it's better than the alternative.
It sure is Binky, it sure is. No complaints here. 🙂
Haha…good ones! We all seem to be aging fairly well.
Big hugs, honey..
I think we are doing just fine. 🙂
well I can honestly say all nine of them i can relate …yikes!!
Me too Phil, me too. 🙂
Health nuts typically die of a heart attack exercising too much 🙂
You know you're right. Many do die of heart attacks and while they are running. 🙂