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If you Marry an Irish Girl:
The first man married a woman from Italy. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning.. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put
away.
The second man married a woman from Poland . He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn’t see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a girl from Ireland. He ordered her to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn’t see anything, the second day he didn’t see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.
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Hope his pee-er is workin' by now. bless his heart. bahahahaha!
Hope your're having tons o' fun this weekend! big hugs x0x0
There's all kinds of gals out there. You have to be careful with some gals.
We have a hard working, but very fun weekend. 🙂
that girl from Ireland should have classes to teach the Italian and Polish girls
Exactly. You hit the nail on the head here Ann. 🙂
Serves him right hahaha! she had her head firmly screwed on =D>
Have a revengetastic day Sandee :-h
I'm glad my husband is nice to me. No revenge going on here. 🙂
Sounds like those Irish gals are something to watch out for. Good for her. Sandee, you and Zane and that Little Bit have a wonderful day. Hope Little Bit is doing all right. Keep me posted
Apparently they are Marg.
I'll keep you posted about Little Bit. 🙂
Good for her. One good punch should set him straight.
I'm pretty sure he won't pull that stunt anymore. 🙂
Yikes! Didn't take much to train the guy. Lol!
Nope, and I think she got her point across very nicely. 🙂
I didn't see that punch line coming but it was funny.
I didn't either, but it was funny. Some guys need to chill. Some gals too. 🙂
My buddy used to tell people he was half Irish, half Indian and half crazy.
That's one heck of a mix Tim. 🙂
Go Irish! Smart gal. Hahaha
Hope your weekend has smooth sailing. Big hugs, honey…
Smart gal indeed.
We have a very good weekend. Smooth sailing and lots of fun. 🙂
Maybe those expectations should have been expressed prior to the wedding. He would have had time to heal up and find a new girl by now. Just sayin'.
There is that. He didn't think of that. 🙂
Those Irish ladies are really tough. You have to give them respect. Maybe he learned his lesson.Ha,ha,ha.
Have a beautiful Sunday Sandee. See ya.
Cruisin Paul
There are some gals that you need to be very careful around and this one is one of them. 🙂
That's why my third time around I married half Irish, half Italian.
Sounds like a great combination. 🙂
Gotta watch out for those hot-tempered gals. 😉
Yes you do. 🙂
oh hahahah good one! Have a lovely Sunday!
Thanks Kathe. We had a fabulous Sunday. 🙂
I'm part Irish. Must be that part of me that dislikes cleaning, laundry, doing dishes, cooking etc. 🙂 Thank you for finally solving this mystery about myself for me, Sandee! I feel so much better … and had a good laugh in the process. Happy Sunday and I hope you have a marvelous one. 🙂
Well there you go. I'm so glad I could help honey. 🙂
She was probably a graduate of Notre Dame.
For those of you not in the US, the nickname of Notre Dame is the Fighting Irish.
Could be, could be. 🙂
That would be true if he married a Jewish girl too (wink)
xoxo
You've got that right Caren. I know that's true. 🙂
That could be true for a lot of American girls too!
You're very right about this Ron. 🙂
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!! That is so funny!!!!!!!!! Didn't see it coming, as are with many of your jokes here… always making me laugh out loud. 🙂
Glad you didn't see it coming. Those are the best jokes. 🙂
These three guys brothers? Or just characters from the early b&w tv commercials?
Either way, two outta three ain't bad …
You're right Ronnie. Two out of three ain't bad. 🙂
Now I know that Irish girls are smart and tough! Thank you for the good laugh!
Apparently they are both. Well in this case anyway. 🙂
Irish girls seems to keep their men busy…!
Busy and in pain. 🙂
Heeheehee! He learned!
Yes, and the hard way too. 🙂
I think he deserved it.
I do too Binky. 🙂
hahahaha!!! Now he knew what to ask from the wife :))
Exactly Rocks, exactly. 🙂
I just do what Michelle says & I stay healthy
You're a smart guy Tony. If momma isn't happy then nobodies happy. 🙂