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Helga’s Cruise Ship Diary:
DEAR DIARY – DAY 1
All packed for the cruise ship — all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, short sets. Really, really exciting. Our local Red Hat chapter – The Late Bloomers decided on this “all-girls” trip. It will be my first one – and I can’t wait!
DEAR DIARY – DAY 2
Entire day at sea, beautiful. Saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain today – seems like a very nice man.
DEAR DIARY – DAY 3
At the pool today. Did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off the deck. The Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honored and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive.
DEAR DIARY – DAY 4
Won $800.00 in the ship’s casino. The Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a scrumptious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night, but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband.
DEAR DIARY – DAY 5
Pool again today. Got sunburned, and I went inside to drink at piano-bar, stayed there for rest of day. The Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks. Really is quite charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again I declined. He told me, if I did not let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship… I was shocked.
DEAR DIARY – DAY 6
Today I saved 2600 lives. Twice!
Hat tip: Linda W.
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You really can't fault this lady she saved all those lives twice what a hero LOL w-)
Have a heroictastic SSS :-f
Yes, twice. That's above and beyond. 🙂
Well, i guess her husband will understand that!
Have a blessed and beautiful Sunday!
I doubt that. I really do. 🙂
Good decision. Too funny. Sandee, you and Zane have a fantastic day.
Well, at least they both had fun and everyone is safe. 🙂
Helga is a trooper 🙂
She took one for the team, twice. 🙂
It probably was a Italian ship. Their captains are Italian like me. She sounds like a wonderful lady to save all those people onboard TWICE. Ha,ha,ha.
Enjoy your Sunday Sandee & Zane. See ya.
Cruisin Paul
You enjoy your Sunday too, Paul. 🙂
What a heroine!!!
She thinks of others before she thinks of herself. 🙂
Lemme guess. She's blonde.
Probably. I kind of thought the same thing. 🙂
I'll bet the ship had more than one heroine.
You're probably right, Joe. I'm guessing this captain gets around a lot. 🙂
LOL the captain is a little pushy lol 🙂
A lot pushy if you ask me. 🙂
Quite the heroine, she is!!! LOL! Thank you so much for sharing, dear Sandee, and I hope you had a fantastic weekend! Warm hugs. 😀
I hope you have a fantastic weekend too. Big hugs back. 🙂
The things you have to do sometimes to save lives 😉
Yes, some are more fun than others. 🙂
I did a special Silly Sunday for two special ladies in my life!:)
I sang all over the place too, Mike. Loved it. 🙂
Oh wow. That is f***ing dark.
Very dark. I love dark humor. 🙂
oh boy- dark, slightly twisted and….hilarious.
What I thought as well. I is dark and twisted. 🙂
But of course, what other choice did she have with all those people's lives at stake 🙂
That's one way to look at this. 🙂
She's a hero?!
No, she isn't. It's the take some got from this. She's a cheater. 🙂
What a selfless act.
I thought is was pretty selfish, but had a great excuse for the why she did what she did. 🙂
Hi Sandee, what choice did poor old Helga have? Such a brave lady!
xx
It thought it was funny. 🙂