Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.
This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!
Lunches
An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, “Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I’m going to jump off this building.”
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, “Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I’m going to jump off, too.”
The blonde opened his lunch and said, “Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I’m jumping too.”
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.
The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral, the Irishman’s wife was weeping. She said, “If I’d known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!”
The Mexican’s wife also wept and said, “I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn’t realize he hated burritos so much.”
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde’s wife. The blonde’s wife said,
“Don’t look at me. The idiot made his own lunch.”
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hahaha! Bless his heart. Have a lovely day on the boat! xoxo
Yes bless his heart. 🙂
LOL but she was right…what an idiot hahaha!
Have a floatingtastic day Sandee 🙂
Yes, what an idiot. 🙂
LOL, I was expecting something different but this was a whole lot funnier.
Yes, we can't just do blonde women jokes. 🙂
Ha ha…the blonde's wife caught me by surprise! He is such a great idiot! Lol!
A great idiot indeed Nancy. 🙂
Hahahahaaa..,What a pleasant way to start a Sunday morning!
You're joke was a hoot too. 🙂
Good one Sandee. Sure made us laugh out loud. Sandee, you and Zane and Little Bit have some great fun today.
Yes, I know these kind of guys. 🙂
Finally a blonde guy joke. I love it. Laughed out loud, too.
It was way past time for a blonde guy joke. 🙂
I might jump too if It was bologna every day! Blech! Good thing my hair isn't blonde….. 🙂 Thanks for the laugh!
I like bologna, but not everyday. 🙂
I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued Iguana.
Is it good? I know there are a lot of iguana's in Mexico. 🙂
Hopefully he finished his lunch before he landed. Blondes, amazing.
Have a beautiful blonde Sunday Sandee. See ya.
Cruisin Paul
Blondes are amazing Paul. Yes we are. 🙂
A delightful post indeed, thanks for sharing!
You're most welcome. 🙂
LOL…sounds like me and I'm not blonde. Or is gray-white the experienced blonde?
No you're way too smart to pull this Mike. 🙂
A Darwin award winner
Exactly. 🙂
Heeheehee! Agreeing with Kismet!
Kismet nailed it indeed. 🙂
I assume the building was in NYC. So the blonde's wife said: "He just wanted to make a smash hit on Broadway"!
Could be Ron, could be. 🙂
He made his own lunch!!! LOL! Great one, Sandee, and thank you so much for including my blog link in your post today! I really appreciate your kindness. 🙂
Yep, we're always picking on the blonde females so it was time to pick on the dumb guy. You're most welcome for the link. 🙂
Idiot indeed! Good one. Go blondes!!!
Have a great Sunday. Heading home now.
Big hugs, honey…
Yes indeed honey. We're home from the boat too. 🙂
Thanks for the laugh. My weekend hasn't been the best, so I'm grateful for the lift.
And I know why your weekend wasn't the best. Be proud honey, you've earned it. 🙂
Haha–gotta love a MALE blond joke. I'd heard they were becoming all the rage, but I hadn't seen one until now.
Yes, it's pick on the dumb guy day. 🙂
bwa hahah a blond man joke ! I hope the three of you are having a delightful day!
It was high time Kathe. 🙂
HA HA HA HA! I honestly was trying to figure out where it was going and didn't… then came the punch line and I laughed out loud!
So did I Katherine. Finally the guy is the idiot instead of one of us gals. 🙂
Ha Ha Ha!!! Good to see a blonde man joke for a change. Was that a payback for the PMT cartoon?
Yes indeed Tony. If we can't laugh at ourselves then shame on us. 🙂
LOL – I love blonde jokes, and the twist of the dumb blonde guy makes it even funnier.
Yes it does Rhonda. 🙂
He should have saw that coming!
Yes, I thought he should have been smarter. 🙂
hahahahahaha!!
Sandee, you know when I need to laugh, I just go to your blog and I am never disappointed. Thank you that in the midst of stress and not so jolly state of life right now, I can still laugh.
Blessings!!
Laughter is good. There are rough spots in the road for all of us, but we must still laugh. 🙂