Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.
This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!
Maxine
Maxine on “Driver Safety” – “I can not use the cell phone in the car. I have to keep my hands free for making gestures.”
Maxine on “Lawn Care” — “The key to a nice looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless.”
Maxine on “The Perfect Man” — “All I’m looking for is a guy who will do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed.”
Maxine on “Technology Revolution” — “My idea of rebooting is kicking somebody in the butt twice.”
Maxine on “Aging” — “Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a Margarita.”
Hat tip: Judy D.
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I love Maxine. Which reminds me… I need to go like everything on her Facebook page. I just realized I haven't been seeing her posts in my feed.
Happy day after Valentine's! Big hugs x0x0
You know I've not seen her either. I need to fix that too. 🙂
LOL I like them all especially the Technology Revolution
Have a butttastic day Sandee :-h
They are all good and that one is very good. 🙂
I love Maxine. I like her idea of the perfect man…waiting near by like a dust buster…too funny
She has her priorities straight for sure. 🙂
Maxine is just the best. Too darn funny. Sandee, you and Zane and that Little Bit all have a really nice day.
She is. I'd love to be her. 🙂
Maxine has an awesome view on things – she definitely makes me laugh! 🙂
Have a wonderful Sunday, Sandee!
She sure does Beate. 🙂
Maxine is the everyday person who says what she wants to say like every person would like to say but can't. I just get a kick out of her. Have a wonderful Sunday Sandee. See ya.
Cruisin Paul
You're right Paul, being politically correct is not in her genes. 🙂
Haha! Oh these are too good. Maxine is a very wise woman. Happy Sunday!
And snarky too Jennifer. 🙂
I'm with her on the margarita statement!
You bet. I think that's my favorite one. Oh, it's to hard to decide my favorite. 🙂
I like that Lawn Care! ;o)
I knew you would Abelle. 🙂
Good ole' Maxine. I love why she can't use a cell phone in her car and I love that you shared these today, Sandee. Thank you for the morning laughs and I hope you have a spectacular day! 🙂
I can relate to that one too Marcia. Sometimes other drivers make me crazy. 🙂
I think rebooting and the first one are my faves!
Sometimes it takes more than once too. 🙂
fabulous definitions!
It appears we all agree with you. 🙂
Maxine is very funny…unless you're married to her…been there done that.
Congratulation! What was your secret for surviving? A good helmet?
You've a point there, but no one would marry her Joe. 🙂
You crack me up Tim. 🙂
Rebooting – I've done that – at the Hockey Rink.
Me too Tim and not at the hockey rink. 🙂
Gotta ,ove Maxine. She tells it like it is.
I like people like that. 🙂
Ha ha ha! I got a gesture just last week… and I didn't do ANYTHING! There were two lanes of cars… I was leaving a shopping center and turned right. There were no cars in my lane. The car in the furthest lane didn't like me turning. I didn't go anywhere NEAR that car… I was already out before they passed. But yet I got flipped off. My daughter saw it and told me. How nice of that person, right?
There are just nasty people out there that are so miserable that they want to drag you down. I'm not seeing they could do that to you. 🙂
I stopped over at Steve's blog and OMG. The Iphone is going litterly wayout to jump in front of the competition. Whewwwww! Simply outstanding! I am blushing all over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yep, his was a funny one today for sure. Steve has a very wicked sense of humor all the time. 🙂
hilarious! Love this!
Maxine for President. 🙂
I'm with Maxine on driver safety. Lots of hand gestures… Lol!
There are so many rude drivers. Always in a hurry and our safety isn't a concern to them whatsoever. Bless their hearts. 🙂
I bet Maxine hasn't found her man yet.
You're right about that. He would have to be another Maxine, but the male version and I'm not thinking that would work out very well. 🙂
Love me some Maxine! She rocks.
Hope y'all had good weather for your boating.
Big hugs to you and Zane and tons of scritches to LB, honey…
Our weather was awesome Sandy. We put our chairs out on the dock and soaked up the warmth. It was wonderful. Hugs back. 🙂
lol they're all funny. I like Maxine. 🙂
She's the grandma that all of us want. Yes indeed. 🙂
I love Maxine's point of view. I aspire to be just like her when I get older.
I'm in my 60s and I can be like her often. I like it too. 🙂
Maxine's outlook in life is so bright 🙂 haha!
I just love Maxine. 🙂
Dear Sandee, Maxine sounds like a smart cookie!!! xoxo Catherine
She's very smart. She's also spot on too. 🙂
Forgot my salt at my last birthday. Gotta love Maxine.
Make sure you remember your next birthday. 🙂
Maxine is funny!