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The Brothel:
Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have a last night on the town. After a few drinks, they end up at the local brothel. The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her manager: ‘Go up to the first two bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed. These two are so old and drunk, I’m not wasting two of my girls on them. They won’t know the difference.’
The manager does as he is told and the two old men go upstairs and take care of their business.
As they are walking home the first man says, ‘You know, I think my girl was dead!’
‘Dead?’ says his friend, ‘Why do you say that?’ ‘Well, she never moved or made a sound all the time I was loving her.’
His friend says, ‘Could be worse I think mine was a witch.’
‘A witch ??. . why the would you say that?’
‘Well, I was making love to her, kissing her on the neck, and I gave her a little bite, then she farted and flew out the window….. took my teeth with her!’
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LOL, poor old guy. Thanks for the laugh before I head out to work this morning
It's hell to get old isn't it. 🙂
ah losing your teeth is hard to explain to others, when they flew out of the window w/a witch, lolol
Those poor old guys. I guess they were happy though. 🙂
LOL that would be the only odourless fart he will encounter, that brothel should pay for some new dentures heheh! h-(
Have a windtastic day Sandee :-h
I'm guessing the teeth are a total loss. 🙂
Well, that was quite an adventure for them, at least!
I do think they had fun though. 🙂
Baawhaaawaabhawwwaaa
Pretty much what I said when I read this. 🙂
Funny! Enjoyed the laugh!
Glad you did. Happy boating. 🙂
Oh My COD, that is funny. The Mom laughed out loud. Sandee, you and Zane have a fantastic day.
Well, we're old and we get the irony. 🙂
I hate when that happens.
So you have first hand knowledge? 🙂
This is so funny. And the added last line of the teeth almost found me laughing loud enough to wake up the family.
Good, I like to have a really funny Silly Sunday post now and then. 🙂
This is too funny, Sandee! The teeth had me laughing so hard! 🙂
Yep, the teeth was the funniest part. 🙂
LOL. I guess she needed those teeth more than he did.
http://joycelansky.blogspot.com/2015/11/can-you-feel-your-face.html
Perhaps so. 🙂
Lol! What an exciting night for the two old men! Have a wonderful week ahead!
I too think they had a wonderful time. 🙂
I thought I was losing my mind when I read this until I got to the part where you credited Paul. I DID read it before and comment. LOL
No, I lifted it from Paul's site. 🙂
Fart jokes? Okay, you asked for it. I have IBS. Read "Poopsickles".
And it was a fun post too. Thanks for weighing in. 🙂
OMG…too funny! Have a super day! It's snowing today ! yay! Hello winter! Stay warm and big hugs!
Enjoy the snow and winter honey. Big hugs. 🙂
I'm still laughing and imagining those flying dentures! Gotta love old men.
Big hugs, honey…
Yes, old men are most entertaining. 🙂
The lesson for the day is always keep the bedroom windows shut
It sure would have saved his teeth. 🙂
🙂
Fogive me I will be back next week with a Silly Sunday
You play when you want and not when you don't want. Not a problem Mike. 🙂
He didn't have to tip her.
True, but losing those teeth was expensive. 🙂
Took his teeth?! Now that is low!
You just can't trust a blow up doll can you. 🙂
I laughed out loud at this one. I'm not sure what that says about my sense of humor!
Well, I laughed out loud too. I think we are both okay. 🙂
Bwahahaha! Smart madam! Poor guys. Lol!
Pretty much sizes this one up. 🙂
Smiles all around! A difficult few days and I am enjoying a bit of quiet and some laughter too. Thanks for sharing.
I'm glad you're on the other side of the difficult days. I hate those kind of days. 🙂
The witch flying off with the dentures part was a hoot.
Yes, that was the very best part. 🙂