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The Drunk:
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens.
“It opens at noon,” answers the clerk.
About an hour later he gets a call from the same guy, sounding even drunker.
“What time does the bar open?” he asks.
“Same time as before… Noon.” replies the clerk.
Another hour passes and he calls again, plastered “When joo shay the bar opins at?”
The clerk then answers, “It opens at noon, but if you can’t wait, I can have room service send something up to you.”
“No… I don’t wanna git in… Ah wanna git OUT!!!”
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At least he was able to entertain himself while he was waiting 🙂
Yep, I'd be doing the same thing. Not that much though. 🙂
Heeheehee! Not a very comfortable place to spend a night, is it? Have a fabulous Sunday!
No, it wouldn't be. 🙂
Ah, the way to get a free drink. This is really funny.
Yep, a bunch of free drinks and a hangover too. 🙂
LOL now that's when pacing yourself comes in handy but alas he failed haha!
Have a sobertastic SSS :-h
It doesn't appear he knows what pacing means. 🙂
Too funny. We had a good laugh over that one. Sandee, you and Zane have a wonderful Sunday.
We had a very restful Sunday. Thank you. 🙂
Did not see that coming.
I didn't either and those are my favorite kind of jokes. 🙂
oh silly silly- did not see that coming! Have a laughtastic day!
I love being silly. It's just in my genes. 🙂
Why?
He does have it pretty good I would think. 🙂
For once he had enough of free drinks and wanna get out of there!
Yep, it appears he wants to do something other than drink. 🙂
LOL!!! That's too funny!
Yes, I thought so too. 🙂
Sounds like he was priming himself for the big moment, lol. A man's gotta get ready for things you know. 🙂
Well he's well primed now. 🙂
Don't think he needed room service—bottle in hand!
I'm thinking you're right Ron. 🙂
Typical drunkard dialogue…!
Very typical. 🙂
Haha. Didn't see that one coming. Poor guy.
Big hugs, honey…
He'll be okay until he wakes up and then he'll have a hangover. 🙂
So funny! I enjoy these stories that you post with twists.
I too like the ones that you don't see coming. 🙂
He'll have drunk the place dry by then.
Sounds like he's already done that. 🙂
I didn't see that one coming. I liked it a lot 🙂
I like the ones you don't see coming the very best. 🙂
I've never heard that one before. Too cute!
Thanks Kristi. 🙂