Silly Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.
This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!
Sage Quotes:
The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once… ~By Kobe Bryant
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. ~By David Hasselhoff
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. ~By Alec Baldwin
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. ~By Tommy Lee
A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.” ~By Brad Pitt
First Guy (proudly): “My wife’s an angel!”
Second Guy : “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.” ~ By Jimmy Kimmel
“Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?” Husband replies, “That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!” ~By David Letterman
“First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring…soon after….comes SuffeRing! ~By Jay Leno
“The reason why wives live longer is because they don’t have a Wife” ~By Brandon Breezy
Hat tip: Just Out
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LOL funny quotes especially the Brad Pitt one :))
Hope your enjoying your break Sandee have a cruisetastic SSS w-)
Yep that's a good one. 🙂
Heeheehee! Big smiles today.
Have a blessed and beautiful Sunday!
Enjoy your vacation. 🙂
Thanks for the great giggles here. Sandee, you and Zane have a fantastic day.
You have a fantastic day too, Marg. 🙂
Thanks for the silly quotes today but I'm sure MaryLou wouldn't enjoy them especially the one about the angel.
Have an enjoyable Sunday Sandee & Zane. I'm hoping that you both are enjoying your little vacation on your yacht. See ya.
Cruisin Paul
I'm sure she wouldn't care for them either.
We had a wonderful cruise. We are back in our slip at the marina. 🙂
Those are great- many are true :)Have a great day! 🙂
I'll do some male ones soon for all the gals. 🙂
Marriage sounds truly aweful
It really does. 🙂
A wedding is a simultaneous funeral for two people-By Kismet
For many you are right. 🙂
Ours are on very similar topics today.
We were on the same page indeed. 🙂
So funny, Sandee, and the David Hasselhoff one had me laughing the hardest! So lovely to see your post today! Hope you have had a great weekend. Big hugs. 🙂
I think that is my favorite one too. Big hugs back. 🙂
"Divorce is so expensive, because it is worth it!" – just about every divorcee
I've used that very phrase too. Well worth the cost. 🙂
I did not want to be divorced from MaryEllen but she want to move on with her life because I could not give here children.
Sorry to hear that, Mike. What a shame and I've known you for years and never knew this. 🙂
This Silly Sunday does have a wee bit of truth in it…hahahahah Hugs all round from all 3 of us!
The truth can be very funny for some and not so much for others. We are the lucky ones. Big hugs back. 🙂
LOL these are funny. Love the David Hasselhoff one
Me too, Ann. Me too. 🙂
Cindy and I decided that if it came down to it, rather than divorce we would just stay together in spite of one another…..it's worked so far 😉
You two are happy like me and hubby are. I get that. 🙂
Those are good ones. 🙂 Jay Leno's was my fave!
I need to find a bunch for the gals now. 🙂
Yep, I just put my Silly Sunday up.sorry I am so late. 🙁
No problem, Mike. I've been hit and miss all weekend because of our yacht club cruise. 🙂
Hi Sandee, these all made me giggle. Are we really that bad?… What the hell it keeps them on their toes!
xx
No we aren't this bad. It's humor and our expense. 🙂
Some people need better wives. Or better husbands.
You're right on both counts. I have a perfect husband. 🙂
Haha! Those are good ones.
Female bashing. I'll have to find some for the gals, now. 🙂